Britney Spears: Ass-trology 101

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Britney Spears: Almost NakedPictures of Britney Spears' ass: Take 12.

Yes, fans, the bad moon has risen once again.

Britney Spears reveals her ample backside in these mostly naked pics, taken months ago on one of her wild nights in New York, but only surfacing as of this week.

Taken just five days prior to the star's now infamous head shaving incident in February, Britney leaves little to the imagination in these pics, where the singer poses with pals and a tiny thong.

At least (or too bad) she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Partying at the Club One in New York, the troubled 25-year-old went backstage to chat with the club's dancers and ended up stripping down to nothing in the process.

Spears' erratic behavior has been a constant source of entertainment for lucky celebrity gossip purveyors and a cause for concern among those close to her, such as ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

She sure seems like her usual wasted, out-of-it self in these pics.

In any case, Britney Spears certainly seems content to have her picture taken with these two dancers, one of whom sports a thong even tinier than her own. Gross.

Less than a week later, she shocked the world at a tattoo parlor in San Fernando, Calif., when she took a set of clippers to her dome and sheared her locks clean off.

A bald Britney then raged against the machine of celebrity news with an umbrella and checked into rehab later that month. And so on, and so forth.

Britney Spears' Ass Returns

Rarely does a day go by where we don't see Britney Spears naked or close to it. While many guys would undoubtedly love to go all J.R. Rotem on that rear end of hers, you gotta admit that the girl needs serious help. Here's hoping she goes to rehab again and finds it.

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heloo ass sex pik

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wow! what an ass!

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i wanna sink my face in that plumper dumper!

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I love you

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is that really britney?

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britney nice ass and sexy

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sexy....

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I hear she zoomed past Christina Aguilera and is in the top five women on the FHM list!

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britney is way hot. i would love to lick her ass and you would to if you had the chance

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britney is the sexiest woman alive in north america today and i respect her and her career, shes one a kind, before i die i just want to shake her hand!

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears