Lindsay Lohan quietly surrendered to Beverly Hills police Thursday. And the reasons why are apparent:
The promiscuous actress heard about what goes down in prison showers and wants to get herself a piece!
She was formally booked on misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run stemming from a car crash last May. Suffering through a train wreck of a life for anyone born to Dina Lohan, however, doesn't carry any charges.
Lohan arrived at the station at 4:15 p.m. and was released on $30,000 bail about an hour later, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Web site. She was accompanied by her attorney, who must feel proud to represent one of the top celebrity gossip stars on the planet.
Lohan was booked now because she was only cited â€" but not formally arrested â€" at the time of the incident due to her injuries, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Kelly Spedden tells People magazine.
A court date was set for Aug. 24 in Superior Court in Beverly Hills. And we can only pray that Lindsay suffers the same fate as Paris Hilton in the slammer.
In the early morning hours of May 26, the actress crashed her 2005 Mercedes-Benz SL65 convertible. Earlier that evening she was spotted partying at Hollywood nightspot Les Deux, the possible future employer of Britney Spears.
Police found "a usable amount" of cocaine inside her car. Tara Conner was very proud.