Get a grip!! Britney is not ugly at all. She looks amazing. I have to think that all of you on here badmouthing Brit and saying she's fat and ugly are either bitter jealous women, or hardcore gay men...because none of my straight male friends are saying she's "ugly" or "fat". Every straight guy on the planet is saying she is looking hotter than hot these days, and considering this woman had two kids on top of each other, I think she looks amazing. Christina Aguilera is butt-ugly, though!! She made such an ass of herself last night! I was truly hoping Brit would show up, but she never did. Jessica Alba is not that great. True, she is very attractive, but not nearly as hot, or as gorgeous as everybody says she is. And to the above poster....hear this now....ANGELINA JOLIE IS NOT UGLY, OR OLD!!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE SINGLE MOST BEAUTIFUL FEMALE CREATURE THAT HAS EVER GRACED THIS EARTH!!!!! SHE LOOKS CIRCLES AROUND JESSICA ALBA AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA COMBINED!! If anything, Angelina and Britney are two of the world's hottest most beautiful and most intriguing women, and all the others just suck and wish they had half their appeal.
tonyalbino Says:
September 18th, 2007 11:37 AM
i think christina and jessica are both really sexy and beautiful but also very strong minded and intelligent. as for britney i do not think she is or ever was the most beautiful or sexy woman on the planet but thats my opinion. to me she always seemed like a lost little girl. she was cute but she was so horribly exploited by her management. now she has gotten too caught up in fame and got corrupted by the media and misguided by her family so she is lost and alone with two kids to care for. christina was somewhat exploited to a point but knew enough not to let it get out of hand. sure she did the whole dirrrty schtick but that was different from what britney was doing because christina was proving a point that a womans sexuality should be her own doing just like a mans. now she looks and sounds better than ever and didn't marry some guy she just met a club who already had a pregnant girlfriend. jessica is also very sexy and beautiful and very strong and smart. and i am sorry angelina jolie thinks that her shit doesn't stink the way she just walks around thinking she is mother theresa. she can save the world all she wants but to me she'll always be the woman who came between brad pitt and jennifer aniston. well, then again, jennifer's single now, so....by the way i think miss aniston is the sexiest woman in the world next to jessica alba and christina aguilera of course.
Tex Mex Says:
September 18th, 2007 11:49 AM
To "getstyle", "Charles D" and all the others on here dissing Britney saying she's "fat" and "ugly" and stuff...GROW UP!!!
While I don't agree on Britney being the sexiest woman alive, I do agree that this is a woman who clearly needs help and people keep picking on her for no reason except for they are either jealous of her or they are disillusioned with who she has become or they have nothing better to do with their spare time.
I also feel that Britney gets too much attention as it is and I strongly object to there being way too much focus on Britney on a forum that is supposed to discuss the far more talented and attractive Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba.
To me, these two are the hottest and most sexiest women on the planet because they have style and class.
They live clean lives and are actually talented people who don't need to be living their entire lives out in the open for all the world to see.
Sorry, guys, but even Angelina Jolie is a regular media whore far worse than Britney because she broke up several marriages and relationships in the past and only turns to this whole "philanthropy" thing to redeem herself. As far as her looks go, BLEH!!! She is too skinny and goulish looking for my taste! And she drinks blood! EWWWW!!!!!
How Brad Pitt could leave a beautiful classy lady like Jen Anniston to live a life of scrutiny with this freak is beyond me!!
Anyway back to the point, I think the sexiest and most beautiful women in the world are:
#10. Beyonce
#9. Kelly Clarkson
#8. Michelle Pfieffer
#7. Vanessa Williams
#6. Scarlett Johansson
#5. Halle Berry
#4. Jessica Biel
#3. Jennifer Aniston
#2. Christina Aguilera
#1. Jessica Alba
Jesse Says:
September 18th, 2007 1:16 PM
I'm the father of two teenage daughters and as a father I feel sick to my stomach listening to everyone trashing Britney Spears as well as well as all the a**holes on here going on and on about her either being "a sex goddess", or "a fat pig" when in reality she is just a scared little girl who was forced to grow up to fast because she once had this dynamite body and sexy image.
Disturningly enough my youngest daughter is the same exact age as Britney was when she first came out with "Baby One More Time" and was forced to wear all those sexy costumes at such a ripe age, and for me I was torn because I could not escape the fact that this was, indeed, a very sexy and beautiful young girl with a great little body and some sexy moves, but at the same time, along with all the other fathers in the PTA meetings, we were all painfully aware that we have daughters who are in that age group and god knows we would not want our little girls doing those things.
Now, I feel as if I just want to shake some sense into Britney but most of all her IDIOT parents who only seem to care about making money off of her and her fame and her management, or whoever is handling her, because she is being made to look like a trainwreck on a daily basis.
I do feel this woman is being horribly exploited and that she needs help and someone to step up and tell these morons to stop making her their puppet.
I never thought her music was all that great, but I do wish her all the best. And, I have to say, I still find her to be a very beautiful young woman who is capable of making a great comeback, but needs to cut down on the sexuality.
I do not think Jessica Alba, or Christina Aguilera ever had it as bad, but even those two are being wrongfully objectified by the media and their management just to sell movies and music.
Juan Says:
September 19th, 2007 9:47 PM
I happen to think that Britney is a beautiful mess. She still has alot of sex appeal and guys still want her. But, she does need to get her act together, not only for the sake of her career or her fans, but for the sake of her boys. But, speaking of her sexuality, the girl's still a fox, you gotta' admit. I just don't see the big deal about Jessica Alba. She isn't all that hot and she isn't all that gorgeous. The only time Jessica is even remotely hot is when she's posing in a bikini or in the buff, but the rest of the time she's really not that great. Britney on the other hand can wear either a sexy lingerie, or a sack, and she's still gorgeous and sexy no matter what. And the idea of even lumping Christina Aguilera in this catagory is sickening. She does have some talent, but as far as her looks go, p-ewww!!! Christina is one of the ufgliest chicks I have ever seen in my life...and not just physically, she also appears to have a really shitty attitude as well. But, Britney will always be the top, because she is just so beautiful and sexy. I think she is the sexiest woman alive.
Mario Says:
September 20th, 2007 9:57 AM
The Brittney Spears shit really needs to stop!! Because there is NO WAY IN H-E-L-L that this girl is ever going to get successful ever again!! And her once omnipresent hottness, or any trace of it, has gone right down the tubes along with her career!! How can you even think of comparing a fat, sleezy, sloppy, filthy TRAINWRECK like Britney crap-ass Spears to somebody like Jessica Alba or Christina Aguilera, both very classy and beautiful ladies who don't rely on doing such stupid things and who wear shoes when they enter public restrooms, don't flash their privates everywhere they go, don't shave their pretty heads, don't nearly kill their children and don't behave like idiots when they are in the middle of a custody battle??!?!?! Are you in desperate need of therapy, or something?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?! My god!!!! For you to actually think that Britney is in any way sexier or more attractive and appealing than Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera...you really need a life!!
Nick Lewis Says:
September 20th, 2007 10:03 AM
Woooh! Christina Aguilera is *NOT* ugly you fucking psycopath!!!!! Christina is absolutely gorgeous, as is Jessica Alba! Speaking of "ugly chicks" have you seen Shitney lately?????? She looks like shit that's been removed from the sewers and has been left on the streets for several months!! She *WAS* hot and she *WAS* attractive, but like TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!! Ever since then, she's been overexposed and trashy!! Her best moment really was during the catholic schoolgirl video, but from then on, she really went downhill!! Whereas Christina always looked and looks great and has a great career ahead of her!! And...."Jessica Alba ain't all that hot"???? EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU FRIGGIN' BLIND OR JUST PSYCOPATHIC!!??? I think someone needs an enema badly!!
Phil Says:
September 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Chill out!
Christina and Jessica are both beautiful and sexy and have class and intelligence.
Britney looks like trailer trash and always has to have her fat ugly mouth open whenever she smiles even when she has food in it!! YUCK!!! And whenever I hear or read anyone saying that Britney is the "most sexiest woman alive", I keep thinking back to that infamous photograph of her walking into a gas station bathroom barefoot! Oh yeah that is wayyyy more appealing to a straight man than say seeing Jessica Alba in a hot two-piece or seeing Christina in assless chaps! Oh give me a BREAK already!
Benji Says:
September 20th, 2007 6:19 PM
My god, Britney is still a babe! This woman could have shit all over and she'd still be the sexiest woman in the world! She blows Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera right out of the fucking water!
Chester D.C. Says:
September 21st, 2007 8:09 AM
Okay here are some comparisons I've made between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Okay, obviously, Christina has a very good voice while Britney doesn't, but that is the ONE AND ONLY thing Christina has over Britney.
First off....
Britney is a GUY magnet!
Christina is a GAY magnet!
Britney's got some great curves!
Christina is a toothpick!
Britney has a sunny disposition!
Christina is extremely stuck up!
Britney has a sweet and bubbly personality!
Christina is incredibly arrogant!
Britney's beauty is 100% natural!
Christina paints herself up to look half as good!
Britney admits to her mistakes!
Christina thinks her poop doesn't stink!
Britney's music videos stir up alot of toughts in the minds of straight men the world over!
Christina's videos stir up controversy (and very bad feelings in our stomachs)!
In 2002/2003, Britney was a platinum blonde sex goddess!
In 2002/2003, Christina got all dirty and skanky and scared the CRAP out of America!
Alright, K-Fed was a HUGE Mistake, but you gotta' admit she pretty much knew what she was doing when she dated Timberlake!
Christina dated her gay backup dancer then married some guy who lookes like a monkey!
Madonna loved kissing Britney!
Madonna hated kissing Christina!
Britney looks clean and well kempt!
Christina looks dirty and in need of a shower!
Britney's music is upbeat and fun to listen to!
Christina's music is often morbid and negative...with alot of anti-men messages!
Britney has an exquisetly beautiful face!
Christina has a dead UGLY ASS face!
Britney's got a great wrack!
Christina's got no wrack!
Even when bald, Britney is still gorgeous!
Christina could have hair down to her backside and she'd still be hideously ugly!
So, Britney's pros outweigh Christina's cons, as you can see!
SpearsMan1999 Says:
September 22nd, 2007 2:54 PM
Britney Spears will always be lightyears hotter than Jessica Alba anyday because unlike Jessica who is a rail Britney's still got a great ass and is curvacious. It really kills me to hear people call Britney "fat" because she so isn't. Given that she just had two kids she looks better than anyone else out there right now.
Dude_Ray Says:
September 22nd, 2007 8:04 PM
I'll admit that while Jessica does have a more slammin' body Britney has a way more beautiful face.
Jools Says:
September 22nd, 2007 8:09 PM
Britney has her chare of problems but she aint fucked up! She still has her stunning good looks and hot bod. Wanna talk about someone who's really fucked up?! Does Paula Abdul ring a bell?! Damn that girl used to be so fine now she's a trainwreck! At least Britney still has some major hotness in her!
dadda Says:
September 23rd, 2007 10:19 AM
not too off topic but did you guys hear that brit was at a bunch of emmy parties last sunday and was even seen making out with cash warren-jessica alba's ex boyfriend-and even gave him a lapdance at one point?!?!?!?! and she also bum rushed the stage during duran duran's set at the entertainment tonight bash?!?!?!?!?! are there any pics?!?!?!?!?!
Guy Says:
September 23rd, 2007 12:21 PM
Well that does sound like attention-and-endless-publicity-starved Britney to crash a concert given by a very talented rock band just to keep herself in the spotlight. But to hear Cash Warren dumped the beautiful Jessica Alba for that ugly, annoying, no-class, white trash piece of SHIT is hard for me to fathom! Now, that being said, can we PULEEEZE try and keep this forum a Britney-free zone?!?!?! By the way, Christina was awesome at the Emmys and looked so HOTTT!!!!!
guest Says:
September 23rd, 2007 9:14 PM
i think britney is beautiful and sexy and talented and if you losers cant see that then shame on you! christina aguilera's a hasbeen at 26 her last album went nowhere and she looks even stupider than she did before. jessica alba cant act her way out of a maxipad and she is butt ass ugly as hell! britney is the most stunning woman on the face of the earth and for the past 9 years no other woman has been more lusted after than britney even when she went all crazy with her shaved head and went on the umbrella attack. more men want her than any other woman. shes coming back in a big way. for the record her VMA performance was a million times better than any shit christina aguilera dishes out.
HmmmmMMMmmmMMMMM... Says:
September 24th, 2007 3:04 AM
While I do agree that Christina Aguilera is the UGLIEST and UNSEXIEST woman in the world, I think Britney Spears is the single most BEAUTIFUL and SEXIEST woman that ever lived, with Miss alba coming in a close second. But there is just something about Britney that no other woman has, and I can't seem to put my finger on it, though I am NOT talking about her ability to make headlines or to sell tabloids! I guess it's her beautiful angel face, that's omnipresent even when she was bald, or when she's going crazy. I pray for her and hope to God this woman bounces back and comes back better than ever, as I know she can. Christina can try all she wants and go to the greatest of lengths, she can never come close to being as great as Miss Spears.
Trekkie Says:
September 24th, 2007 10:45 AM
Uh...Britney is the "most beautiful" woman on earth?!?!?!?! That's a barrel of laughs right there! Starting off Brit was never "beautiful" but more cute. Now she's shit. Christina is way more talented and more beautiful than that washed up cow turd. And I am reading all these posts saying that Britney's hotter than Jessica freaking Alba!!! OMIGOD!!!!! Jessica is the hottest thing on earth!! How can one look at recent photos of Shithead Spears and beautiful Jessica Alba and possibly say that Brit is better looking??? And, why is a forum that is used for discussing Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba suddenly turning into a Britney Spears debate?!?!?!?! Aint it enough that this piece of shit gets more press for taking a dump, or farting than the war in Iraq where people are dying?!?! Damn!
Shaun Says:
September 25th, 2007 8:45 AM
She may not be looking her best nowadays but let's all face it, Britney Spears is just about the hottest woman on the planet right now. She's constantly in the headlines, everybody is looking forward to her new CD coming out in two months, and everyone is still talking about her VMA performance. She has been the #1 most lusted after woman in the world for the past ten years. Sure, Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera are babes, as are Scarlet Johansson and Jessica Biel, but Britney's the one all the guys really want. Heck, I don't care if she wreaks of garbage and foot stench and is filthy from head to toe, I still want to munch on Britney's rug!
murphy Says:
September 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
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Devon Says:
September 26th, 2007 2:54 PM
Wow! Jessica is skinny! Britney is still hotter! Mike Patrick from ESPN seems to think so!
guest Says:
September 26th, 2007 2:56 PM
jessica alba could never hold a candle to britney spears! sorry!
Timothy Says:
September 28th, 2007 8:03 AM
I hate people calling Britney Spears "fat" because she looks great for somebody who just had two kids within a short time span. I think she is gorgeous and sexy. More so than Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera. Britney is coming back better than ever with her brand new CD and sexy music videos. She will return to being the queen of the world.
Jacob Says:
September 28th, 2007 8:45 AM
I miss the old Britney; the one who used to give me sordid wet dreams and caused me to lose hours of sleep every night masturbating to her. The one with the hot body and the angelic face. She was starting to look good again, but then it all went downhill from there. And, I am sorry, but Christina Aguilera can try all she wants, but she will never be as hot as Britney once was. Christina looks like a lizard and can't sing for shit! Jessica Alba's nice looking, but comparing her now to the old Britney...Britney still takes the cake!
Christina's Mouse Ears Says:
September 28th, 2007 8:49 AM
Christina wins hands down, because she is always trying new and different things with her look. She went from being a platinum blonde sex kitten, to a streak-haired bad girl, to a black-haired bad girl, to a classy old school vixen. Makes you wonder what this babe has in store for us next. How anybody could say that Britney is in any way better looking and sexier than Christina, especially now, is a baffeling mystery. True, back then Britney was...and I mean WAS...pretty, though Christina was always better in my book. But, now, Britney looks like a homeless whale. At least Christina washes her hair and takes showers every now and then. Britney looks like she's been bathing in trash. Jessica Alba is okay, but she is not nearly as gorgeous as Christina.
September 17th, 2007 5:51 PM
Get a grip!! Britney is not ugly at all. She looks amazing. I have to think that all of you on here badmouthing Brit and saying she's fat and ugly are either bitter jealous women, or hardcore gay men...because none of my straight male friends are saying she's "ugly" or "fat". Every straight guy on the planet is saying she is looking hotter than hot these days, and considering this woman had two kids on top of each other, I think she looks amazing. Christina Aguilera is butt-ugly, though!! She made such an ass of herself last night! I was truly hoping Brit would show up, but she never did. Jessica Alba is not that great. True, she is very attractive, but not nearly as hot, or as gorgeous as everybody says she is. And to the above poster....hear this now....ANGELINA JOLIE IS NOT UGLY, OR OLD!!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE SINGLE MOST BEAUTIFUL FEMALE CREATURE THAT HAS EVER GRACED THIS EARTH!!!!! SHE LOOKS CIRCLES AROUND JESSICA ALBA AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA COMBINED!! If anything, Angelina and Britney are two of the world's hottest most beautiful and most intriguing women, and all the others just suck and wish they had half their appeal.
September 18th, 2007 11:37 AM
i think christina and jessica are both really sexy and beautiful but also very strong minded and intelligent. as for britney i do not think she is or ever was the most beautiful or sexy woman on the planet but thats my opinion. to me she always seemed like a lost little girl. she was cute but she was so horribly exploited by her management. now she has gotten too caught up in fame and got corrupted by the media and misguided by her family so she is lost and alone with two kids to care for. christina was somewhat exploited to a point but knew enough not to let it get out of hand. sure she did the whole dirrrty schtick but that was different from what britney was doing because christina was proving a point that a womans sexuality should be her own doing just like a mans. now she looks and sounds better than ever and didn't marry some guy she just met a club who already had a pregnant girlfriend. jessica is also very sexy and beautiful and very strong and smart. and i am sorry angelina jolie thinks that her shit doesn't stink the way she just walks around thinking she is mother theresa. she can save the world all she wants but to me she'll always be the woman who came between brad pitt and jennifer aniston. well, then again, jennifer's single now, so....by the way i think miss aniston is the sexiest woman in the world next to jessica alba and christina aguilera of course.
September 18th, 2007 11:49 AM
To "getstyle", "Charles D" and all the others on here dissing Britney saying she's "fat" and "ugly" and stuff...GROW UP!!!
While I don't agree on Britney being the sexiest woman alive, I do agree that this is a woman who clearly needs help and people keep picking on her for no reason except for they are either jealous of her or they are disillusioned with who she has become or they have nothing better to do with their spare time.
I also feel that Britney gets too much attention as it is and I strongly object to there being way too much focus on Britney on a forum that is supposed to discuss the far more talented and attractive Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba.
To me, these two are the hottest and most sexiest women on the planet because they have style and class.
They live clean lives and are actually talented people who don't need to be living their entire lives out in the open for all the world to see.
Sorry, guys, but even Angelina Jolie is a regular media whore far worse than Britney because she broke up several marriages and relationships in the past and only turns to this whole "philanthropy" thing to redeem herself. As far as her looks go, BLEH!!! She is too skinny and goulish looking for my taste! And she drinks blood! EWWWW!!!!!
How Brad Pitt could leave a beautiful classy lady like Jen Anniston to live a life of scrutiny with this freak is beyond me!!
Anyway back to the point, I think the sexiest and most beautiful women in the world are:
#10. Beyonce
#9. Kelly Clarkson
#8. Michelle Pfieffer
#7. Vanessa Williams
#6. Scarlett Johansson
#5. Halle Berry
#4. Jessica Biel
#3. Jennifer Aniston
#2. Christina Aguilera
#1. Jessica Alba
September 18th, 2007 1:16 PM
I'm the father of two teenage daughters and as a father I feel sick to my stomach listening to everyone trashing Britney Spears as well as well as all the a**holes on here going on and on about her either being "a sex goddess", or "a fat pig" when in reality she is just a scared little girl who was forced to grow up to fast because she once had this dynamite body and sexy image.
Disturningly enough my youngest daughter is the same exact age as Britney was when she first came out with "Baby One More Time" and was forced to wear all those sexy costumes at such a ripe age, and for me I was torn because I could not escape the fact that this was, indeed, a very sexy and beautiful young girl with a great little body and some sexy moves, but at the same time, along with all the other fathers in the PTA meetings, we were all painfully aware that we have daughters who are in that age group and god knows we would not want our little girls doing those things.
Now, I feel as if I just want to shake some sense into Britney but most of all her IDIOT parents who only seem to care about making money off of her and her fame and her management, or whoever is handling her, because she is being made to look like a trainwreck on a daily basis.
I do feel this woman is being horribly exploited and that she needs help and someone to step up and tell these morons to stop making her their puppet.
I never thought her music was all that great, but I do wish her all the best. And, I have to say, I still find her to be a very beautiful young woman who is capable of making a great comeback, but needs to cut down on the sexuality.
I do not think Jessica Alba, or Christina Aguilera ever had it as bad, but even those two are being wrongfully objectified by the media and their management just to sell movies and music.
September 19th, 2007 9:47 PM
I happen to think that Britney is a beautiful mess. She still has alot of sex appeal and guys still want her. But, she does need to get her act together, not only for the sake of her career or her fans, but for the sake of her boys. But, speaking of her sexuality, the girl's still a fox, you gotta' admit. I just don't see the big deal about Jessica Alba. She isn't all that hot and she isn't all that gorgeous. The only time Jessica is even remotely hot is when she's posing in a bikini or in the buff, but the rest of the time she's really not that great. Britney on the other hand can wear either a sexy lingerie, or a sack, and she's still gorgeous and sexy no matter what. And the idea of even lumping Christina Aguilera in this catagory is sickening. She does have some talent, but as far as her looks go, p-ewww!!! Christina is one of the ufgliest chicks I have ever seen in my life...and not just physically, she also appears to have a really shitty attitude as well. But, Britney will always be the top, because she is just so beautiful and sexy. I think she is the sexiest woman alive.
September 20th, 2007 9:57 AM
The Brittney Spears shit really needs to stop!! Because there is NO WAY IN H-E-L-L that this girl is ever going to get successful ever again!! And her once omnipresent hottness, or any trace of it, has gone right down the tubes along with her career!! How can you even think of comparing a fat, sleezy, sloppy, filthy TRAINWRECK like Britney crap-ass Spears to somebody like Jessica Alba or Christina Aguilera, both very classy and beautiful ladies who don't rely on doing such stupid things and who wear shoes when they enter public restrooms, don't flash their privates everywhere they go, don't shave their pretty heads, don't nearly kill their children and don't behave like idiots when they are in the middle of a custody battle??!?!?! Are you in desperate need of therapy, or something?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?! My god!!!! For you to actually think that Britney is in any way sexier or more attractive and appealing than Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera...you really need a life!!
September 20th, 2007 10:03 AM
Woooh! Christina Aguilera is *NOT* ugly you fucking psycopath!!!!! Christina is absolutely gorgeous, as is Jessica Alba! Speaking of "ugly chicks" have you seen Shitney lately?????? She looks like shit that's been removed from the sewers and has been left on the streets for several months!! She *WAS* hot and she *WAS* attractive, but like TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!! Ever since then, she's been overexposed and trashy!! Her best moment really was during the catholic schoolgirl video, but from then on, she really went downhill!! Whereas Christina always looked and looks great and has a great career ahead of her!! And...."Jessica Alba ain't all that hot"???? EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU FRIGGIN' BLIND OR JUST PSYCOPATHIC!!??? I think someone needs an enema badly!!
September 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Chill out!
Christina and Jessica are both beautiful and sexy and have class and intelligence.
Britney looks like trailer trash and always has to have her fat ugly mouth open whenever she smiles even when she has food in it!! YUCK!!! And whenever I hear or read anyone saying that Britney is the "most sexiest woman alive", I keep thinking back to that infamous photograph of her walking into a gas station bathroom barefoot! Oh yeah that is wayyyy more appealing to a straight man than say seeing Jessica Alba in a hot two-piece or seeing Christina in assless chaps! Oh give me a BREAK already!
September 20th, 2007 6:19 PM
My god, Britney is still a babe! This woman could have shit all over and she'd still be the sexiest woman in the world! She blows Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera right out of the fucking water!
September 21st, 2007 8:09 AM
Okay here are some comparisons I've made between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Okay, obviously, Christina has a very good voice while Britney doesn't, but that is the ONE AND ONLY thing Christina has over Britney.
First off....
Britney is a GUY magnet!
Christina is a GAY magnet!
Britney's got some great curves!
Christina is a toothpick!
Britney has a sunny disposition!
Christina is extremely stuck up!
Britney has a sweet and bubbly personality!
Christina is incredibly arrogant!
Britney's beauty is 100% natural!
Christina paints herself up to look half as good!
Britney admits to her mistakes!
Christina thinks her poop doesn't stink!
Britney's music videos stir up alot of toughts in the minds of straight men the world over!
Christina's videos stir up controversy (and very bad feelings in our stomachs)!
In 2002/2003, Britney was a platinum blonde sex goddess!
In 2002/2003, Christina got all dirty and skanky and scared the CRAP out of America!
Alright, K-Fed was a HUGE Mistake, but you gotta' admit she pretty much knew what she was doing when she dated Timberlake!
Christina dated her gay backup dancer then married some guy who lookes like a monkey!
Madonna loved kissing Britney!
Madonna hated kissing Christina!
Britney looks clean and well kempt!
Christina looks dirty and in need of a shower!
Britney's music is upbeat and fun to listen to!
Christina's music is often morbid and negative...with alot of anti-men messages!
Britney has an exquisetly beautiful face!
Christina has a dead UGLY ASS face!
Britney's got a great wrack!
Christina's got no wrack!
Even when bald, Britney is still gorgeous!
Christina could have hair down to her backside and she'd still be hideously ugly!
So, Britney's pros outweigh Christina's cons, as you can see!
September 22nd, 2007 2:54 PM
Britney Spears will always be lightyears hotter than Jessica Alba anyday because unlike Jessica who is a rail Britney's still got a great ass and is curvacious. It really kills me to hear people call Britney "fat" because she so isn't. Given that she just had two kids she looks better than anyone else out there right now.
September 22nd, 2007 8:04 PM
I'll admit that while Jessica does have a more slammin' body Britney has a way more beautiful face.
September 22nd, 2007 8:09 PM
Britney has her chare of problems but she aint fucked up! She still has her stunning good looks and hot bod. Wanna talk about someone who's really fucked up?! Does Paula Abdul ring a bell?! Damn that girl used to be so fine now she's a trainwreck! At least Britney still has some major hotness in her!
September 23rd, 2007 10:19 AM
not too off topic but did you guys hear that brit was at a bunch of emmy parties last sunday and was even seen making out with cash warren-jessica alba's ex boyfriend-and even gave him a lapdance at one point?!?!?!?! and she also bum rushed the stage during duran duran's set at the entertainment tonight bash?!?!?!?!?! are there any pics?!?!?!?!?!
September 23rd, 2007 12:21 PM
Well that does sound like attention-and-endless-publicity-starved Britney to crash a concert given by a very talented rock band just to keep herself in the spotlight. But to hear Cash Warren dumped the beautiful Jessica Alba for that ugly, annoying, no-class, white trash piece of SHIT is hard for me to fathom! Now, that being said, can we PULEEEZE try and keep this forum a Britney-free zone?!?!?! By the way, Christina was awesome at the Emmys and looked so HOTTT!!!!!
September 23rd, 2007 9:14 PM
i think britney is beautiful and sexy and talented and if you losers cant see that then shame on you! christina aguilera's a hasbeen at 26 her last album went nowhere and she looks even stupider than she did before. jessica alba cant act her way out of a maxipad and she is butt ass ugly as hell! britney is the most stunning woman on the face of the earth and for the past 9 years no other woman has been more lusted after than britney even when she went all crazy with her shaved head and went on the umbrella attack. more men want her than any other woman. shes coming back in a big way. for the record her VMA performance was a million times better than any shit christina aguilera dishes out.
September 24th, 2007 3:04 AM
While I do agree that Christina Aguilera is the UGLIEST and UNSEXIEST woman in the world, I think Britney Spears is the single most BEAUTIFUL and SEXIEST woman that ever lived, with Miss alba coming in a close second. But there is just something about Britney that no other woman has, and I can't seem to put my finger on it, though I am NOT talking about her ability to make headlines or to sell tabloids! I guess it's her beautiful angel face, that's omnipresent even when she was bald, or when she's going crazy. I pray for her and hope to God this woman bounces back and comes back better than ever, as I know she can. Christina can try all she wants and go to the greatest of lengths, she can never come close to being as great as Miss Spears.
September 24th, 2007 10:45 AM
Uh...Britney is the "most beautiful" woman on earth?!?!?!?! That's a barrel of laughs right there! Starting off Brit was never "beautiful" but more cute. Now she's shit. Christina is way more talented and more beautiful than that washed up cow turd. And I am reading all these posts saying that Britney's hotter than Jessica freaking Alba!!! OMIGOD!!!!! Jessica is the hottest thing on earth!! How can one look at recent photos of Shithead Spears and beautiful Jessica Alba and possibly say that Brit is better looking??? And, why is a forum that is used for discussing Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba suddenly turning into a Britney Spears debate?!?!?!?! Aint it enough that this piece of shit gets more press for taking a dump, or farting than the war in Iraq where people are dying?!?! Damn!
September 25th, 2007 8:45 AM
She may not be looking her best nowadays but let's all face it, Britney Spears is just about the hottest woman on the planet right now. She's constantly in the headlines, everybody is looking forward to her new CD coming out in two months, and everyone is still talking about her VMA performance. She has been the #1 most lusted after woman in the world for the past ten years. Sure, Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera are babes, as are Scarlet Johansson and Jessica Biel, but Britney's the one all the guys really want. Heck, I don't care if she wreaks of garbage and foot stench and is filthy from head to toe, I still want to munch on Britney's rug!
September 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
GUYZ! watch Jessica's nude video on aduvid.com: http://aduvid.com/video.php?v=Jessica_Alba_nude
September 26th, 2007 2:54 PM
Wow! Jessica is skinny! Britney is still hotter! Mike Patrick from ESPN seems to think so!
September 26th, 2007 2:56 PM
jessica alba could never hold a candle to britney spears! sorry!
September 28th, 2007 8:03 AM
I hate people calling Britney Spears "fat" because she looks great for somebody who just had two kids within a short time span. I think she is gorgeous and sexy. More so than Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera. Britney is coming back better than ever with her brand new CD and sexy music videos. She will return to being the queen of the world.
September 28th, 2007 8:45 AM
I miss the old Britney; the one who used to give me sordid wet dreams and caused me to lose hours of sleep every night masturbating to her. The one with the hot body and the angelic face. She was starting to look good again, but then it all went downhill from there. And, I am sorry, but Christina Aguilera can try all she wants, but she will never be as hot as Britney once was. Christina looks like a lizard and can't sing for shit! Jessica Alba's nice looking, but comparing her now to the old Britney...Britney still takes the cake!
September 28th, 2007 8:49 AM
Christina wins hands down, because she is always trying new and different things with her look. She went from being a platinum blonde sex kitten, to a streak-haired bad girl, to a black-haired bad girl, to a classy old school vixen. Makes you wonder what this babe has in store for us next. How anybody could say that Britney is in any way better looking and sexier than Christina, especially now, is a baffeling mystery. True, back then Britney was...and I mean WAS...pretty, though Christina was always better in my book. But, now, Britney looks like a homeless whale. At least Christina washes her hair and takes showers every now and then. Britney looks like she's been bathing in trash. Jessica Alba is okay, but she is not nearly as gorgeous as Christina.