A Fine Photo Finish: Christina Aguilera Nude vs. Jessica Alba Nude
As the celebrity gossip world awaits possible Amy Polumbo nude photos, let's focus on a pair of bodies we know to be fully bare...
We have to apologize to Jordan Bratman first because we know he'd prefer if no one else laid any eyes on his wife in her birthday suit. But when a naked Christina Aguilera wraps herself in nothing but linens, how can we not alert readers to such a sight?
This new mother-to-be is one of the few beautiful and talented celebs out there.
But is she better looking than Jessica Alba nude? That's a tough call. The actress probably won't win any Academy Awards for her craft, but she has won the hearts of men everywhere with her sleek body and gorgeous smile. Cash Warren is one lucky fella.Â
Once you determine which of these lovely ladies is the sexiest, you're job isn't done. Take a look at our other hot body comparison and let us know if you find Holly Madison or Carmella DeCesare more attractive. Thank you.
July 11th, 2007 3:46 PM
No contest: Jessica Alba. She's pretty without make-up, and any work she's had done is subtle. Christina Aguilera, on the other hand...there's nothing natural about her "beauty." In 10 years actually, if she doesn't tone it down, she's going to end up looking like a tranny (see: Pamela Anderson).
July 12th, 2007 5:29 PM
Sorry but Britney Spears beats the both of these gals to a pulp! These girls are way too skinny, while Britney has them sweet curves and that sexy ass. I cannot wait for Britney to put out her new CD! I hear it's gonna' be da BOMB!!! She'll kick Christina's skinny, dirrty little ass.
July 12th, 2007 5:31 PM
Man forget Jessica and Christina!!
Give me that Angelina Jolie ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYDAY!!!!
She blows both these minis and all other women right out of the water and out of this plantet!
July 15th, 2007 9:55 AM
Angelina is a freak! Jessica's pretty! Christina just plain SUCKS! Britney Spears is drop dead gorgeous and sexy no matter what. I saw recent photos of her and drooled all over my keyboards. Man, that girl is HOT!!!!!
July 15th, 2007 9:59 AM
Angelina Jolie is way too overrated. I am sick of everyone saying she is the best looking woman on earth because she is so not. She looks like a frog and drinks her own blood. Maybe she should stick to solid foods because she is skinny. I agree, Christina is not as gorgeous as everyone makes her out to be and she wears entirely too much makeup. Jessica Alba knocks Christina, Angelina and other right off their pedestals, because she is naturally beautiful and hot as hell without even trying. And she eats healthy enough so she can be nice and trim and still maintain those curves. The Angelina thing is purely hype because Jessica is a million to trillion times hotter than that blood-thirsty man-stealing nazi.
July 17th, 2007 4:49 AM
Britney Spears is still breathtakingly beautiful far more than Jessica, Christina, Angelina, Scarlett, Beyonce' and Halle combined. Most women have to paint themselves up and get surgery in order to look as naturally gorgeous as Britney Spears. And I don't want to hear any nay-sayers on this Britney could have a cow sitting on her head or be covered in head to toe cow dung and she'd still be gorgeous. She is coming back in a big way and she will knock everyone off their thrones. Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba are way too skinny and could never have half the body that Britney has and I say has because she is getting back into her sexy body and is curvy and has a great ass. She is so not fat she just had two kids on top of each other that is sure to make it difficult for anyone to lose weight but Britney is doing it and even when she had the weight on her she was still blistering hot. Britney is forever the sexiest and most bangable woman on the face of the earth.
July 26th, 2007 10:03 PM
Anyone who says that brittney is "naturally" hot is slightly handicapped in the taste category.
July 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Okay I have been reading all these comments about Britney Spears being this major goddess and being the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth, and I just have one teensy little question.....ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND?!?!?!?!? Britney is just about as hot as leftover food left out of the fridge for more than an hour. The only people who still think she is hot are these crazed tabloid publishers and Britney herself. I didn't even think she was all that great when she was in her heyday. She has a large neck and makes stupid faces whenever the cameras on on her. Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba are the sexiest, hottest, most beautiful women on the planet anytime, anyplace, anywhere. They are strong and intelligent as well as sexy and gorgeous. And, to all these sickos who insist upon Angelina Jolie being the most beautiful woman in the world also need therapy. All the guys in my frat house as well as my close male friends and all the men in my family all agree that Angelina ain't all that great, and Britney is just plain awful, but Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba should rule the world! So, that being said, let us all be reminded that Britney Spears is a phony-balony washed-up drug-addled has-been and Angelina is a skinny, ugly, man-stealing freakshow and Christina and Jessica are the sexiest women on earth!!
July 28th, 2007 1:46 PM
Maybe back when, the period between 1999 and 2004 you had an argument regarding over Christina or Britney being hotter. Back then it was Britney, no argument. She had nicer curves, a prettier face, a nicer smile and a nicer attitude, while Christina was pretty, but too in your face and very negative. For a while it seemed Britney would be the one who would turn out more together and Christina more outrageous. These days, Christina cleaned up most of her "Dirty" girl act and is looking hotter than ever, while Britney is really letting herself go. I used to think Brit could bounce back, but now things are really not looking so good. She had two kids back to back, and after that, she just continued gorging herself on cheetos and other such junk food, while Christina remained beautiful and classy. Jessica Alba is hotter than the both of them, hands down, though. She's so exotic and angelic, yet steaming hot. But, Angelina Jolie gives all of them a run for their money. Sorry.
July 31st, 2007 3:21 PM
While I do agree that Britney is just about as sexy as a bowel movement, Angelina is HOT AS HELL!!! Move over Jessica and Christina....Angelina is the hottest woman on earth!!