A Fine Photo Finish: Christina Aguilera Nude vs. Jessica Alba Nude
As the celebrity gossip world awaits possible Amy Polumbo nude photos, let's focus on a pair of bodies we know to be fully bare...
We have to apologize to Jordan Bratman first because we know he'd prefer if no one else laid any eyes on his wife in her birthday suit. But when a naked Christina Aguilera wraps herself in nothing but linens, how can we not alert readers to such a sight?
This new mother-to-be is one of the few beautiful and talented celebs out there.
But is she better looking than Jessica Alba nude? That's a tough call. The actress probably won't win any Academy Awards for her craft, but she has won the hearts of men everywhere with her sleek body and gorgeous smile. Cash Warren is one lucky fella.Â
Once you determine which of these lovely ladies is the sexiest, you're job isn't done. Take a look at our other hot body comparison and let us know if you find Holly Madison or Carmella DeCesare more attractive. Thank you.
July 11th, 2007 3:46 PM
No contest: Jessica Alba. She's pretty without make-up, and any work she's had done is subtle. Christina Aguilera, on the other hand...there's nothing natural about her "beauty." In 10 years actually, if she doesn't tone it down, she's going to end up looking like a tranny (see: Pamela Anderson).
July 12th, 2007 5:29 PM
Sorry but Britney Spears beats the both of these gals to a pulp! These girls are way too skinny, while Britney has them sweet curves and that sexy ass. I cannot wait for Britney to put out her new CD! I hear it's gonna' be da BOMB!!! She'll kick Christina's skinny, dirrty little ass.
July 12th, 2007 5:31 PM
Man forget Jessica and Christina!!
Give me that Angelina Jolie ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYDAY!!!!
She blows both these minis and all other women right out of the water and out of this plantet!
July 15th, 2007 9:55 AM
Angelina is a freak! Jessica's pretty! Christina just plain SUCKS! Britney Spears is drop dead gorgeous and sexy no matter what. I saw recent photos of her and drooled all over my keyboards. Man, that girl is HOT!!!!!
July 15th, 2007 9:59 AM
Angelina Jolie is way too overrated. I am sick of everyone saying she is the best looking woman on earth because she is so not. She looks like a frog and drinks her own blood. Maybe she should stick to solid foods because she is skinny. I agree, Christina is not as gorgeous as everyone makes her out to be and she wears entirely too much makeup. Jessica Alba knocks Christina, Angelina and other right off their pedestals, because she is naturally beautiful and hot as hell without even trying. And she eats healthy enough so she can be nice and trim and still maintain those curves. The Angelina thing is purely hype because Jessica is a million to trillion times hotter than that blood-thirsty man-stealing nazi.
July 17th, 2007 4:49 AM
Britney Spears is still breathtakingly beautiful far more than Jessica, Christina, Angelina, Scarlett, Beyonce' and Halle combined. Most women have to paint themselves up and get surgery in order to look as naturally gorgeous as Britney Spears. And I don't want to hear any nay-sayers on this Britney could have a cow sitting on her head or be covered in head to toe cow dung and she'd still be gorgeous. She is coming back in a big way and she will knock everyone off their thrones. Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba are way too skinny and could never have half the body that Britney has and I say has because she is getting back into her sexy body and is curvy and has a great ass. She is so not fat she just had two kids on top of each other that is sure to make it difficult for anyone to lose weight but Britney is doing it and even when she had the weight on her she was still blistering hot. Britney is forever the sexiest and most bangable woman on the face of the earth.
July 26th, 2007 10:03 PM
Anyone who says that brittney is "naturally" hot is slightly handicapped in the taste category.
July 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Okay I have been reading all these comments about Britney Spears being this major goddess and being the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth, and I just have one teensy little question.....ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND?!?!?!?!? Britney is just about as hot as leftover food left out of the fridge for more than an hour. The only people who still think she is hot are these crazed tabloid publishers and Britney herself. I didn't even think she was all that great when she was in her heyday. She has a large neck and makes stupid faces whenever the cameras on on her. Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba are the sexiest, hottest, most beautiful women on the planet anytime, anyplace, anywhere. They are strong and intelligent as well as sexy and gorgeous. And, to all these sickos who insist upon Angelina Jolie being the most beautiful woman in the world also need therapy. All the guys in my frat house as well as my close male friends and all the men in my family all agree that Angelina ain't all that great, and Britney is just plain awful, but Christina Aguilera and Jessica Alba should rule the world! So, that being said, let us all be reminded that Britney Spears is a phony-balony washed-up drug-addled has-been and Angelina is a skinny, ugly, man-stealing freakshow and Christina and Jessica are the sexiest women on earth!!
July 28th, 2007 1:46 PM
Maybe back when, the period between 1999 and 2004 you had an argument regarding over Christina or Britney being hotter. Back then it was Britney, no argument. She had nicer curves, a prettier face, a nicer smile and a nicer attitude, while Christina was pretty, but too in your face and very negative. For a while it seemed Britney would be the one who would turn out more together and Christina more outrageous. These days, Christina cleaned up most of her "Dirty" girl act and is looking hotter than ever, while Britney is really letting herself go. I used to think Brit could bounce back, but now things are really not looking so good. She had two kids back to back, and after that, she just continued gorging herself on cheetos and other such junk food, while Christina remained beautiful and classy. Jessica Alba is hotter than the both of them, hands down, though. She's so exotic and angelic, yet steaming hot. But, Angelina Jolie gives all of them a run for their money. Sorry.
July 31st, 2007 3:21 PM
While I do agree that Britney is just about as sexy as a bowel movement, Angelina is HOT AS HELL!!! Move over Jessica and Christina....Angelina is the hottest woman on earth!!
July 31st, 2007 3:25 PM
none of these mantioned ladies are hot in my opinion. christina aguilera is pretty but not sexy in any way. jessica alba is not nearly as hot as people make her out to be. britney spears is just a washed up pile of shit. angelina is a slutty adulterer trying to make good by going overboard with this whole philanthropy thing, and is not in any way beautiful, or hot by any stretch of the imagination. there are a million women out there who are way better than any of these broads, like scarlet johansson, victoria beckham, kelly ripa, natalie portman, jessica biel, cameron diaz, beyonce knowles, halle berry, jessica simpson and contless others.
July 31st, 2007 3:30 PM
Angelina Jolie, I'm sorry, is about as sexy, gorgeous and beautiful as a grasshopper, with them big ass lips and bolging eyes and bony body. Britney Spears is still a very sexy lady, who is going through a rough time of it right now, but she still has what it takes and she is coming back better and sexier than ever. Jessica Alba is the sexiest woman ever in my book. She is so exotic looking and has an amazing body. Christina Aguilera basically looks like a made up clown nowadays. I personally prefer the "Dirrrty" Christina with the streaked hair and the assless chaps. She was so hot back then. Now, she's just a joke. She let her pet chimpanzee...er, husband....turn her into an ultra-concervative over-the-hill barbie doll. Christina does look good in the buff, though.
July 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Why all this crap about Britney and Angelina?!?!?! We're supposed to be talking about Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera here! In my opinion, Britney and Angelina are the most overrated women on the planet! Everyone always saying how "hot" they are, when they basically go around stealing other women's boyfriends/husbands. At least Jessica and Christina are stable and rely on their talent and not their ability to make headlines. I personally think that Britney and Angelina should get together and form a man-stealing/baby-mama club.
August 1st, 2007 3:33 PM
Angelina is pretty and attractive, but too freaky for my taste. Britney used to be the hottest babe on the planet and was my #1 crush for a while there, now she just plain sucks. It's hard for me to believe that Christina, who I never used to like in any way, wound up better than Britney. She's still not nearly as gorgeous as Britney was, but she's really doing good for herself, personally and professionally. Sadly, just when Christina was getting some recognition, Britney had to go and party with Paris Hilton and flash her p*ssy and then shave all her hair off and go totally postal on us. I've never really been a big Jessica Alba fan. She's alright, but could never be as sexy or as hot as Britney once was. In fact, none of these starlets could ever touch the old Britney.
August 1st, 2007 3:37 PM
Britney's still a million times hotter and more attractive than Christina will ever be, because Christina looks like a freak no matter what she does. I for one feel sorry for Britney because she went from being the biggest selling act on the planet to becoming a laughing stock. She still has the ability to make a big comeback as long as people learn to leave her alone. She still has her looks and just needs to lose some more weight, but not too much. Britney is way more gorgeous than any of these other nutty chicks out there.
August 2nd, 2007 3:44 PM
Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman alive, PERIOD!!!!!
August 3rd, 2007 7:19 AM
Angelina is okay, but in my opinion in no way the best looking, sexiest, hottest woman alive. Christina Aguilera should proudly wear that crown, because she truly is the hottest woman ever!!
August 3rd, 2007 7:23 AM
Britney sucks!!!! She had all this fame and fortune, was wealthy, had great looks, now she's just a big joke who flushed it all down the toilet!! And from the looks of it Christina is headed down that same path. She already dresses like a hoochie-mamma and acts like a regular prostitute onstage. Jessica Alba is only good for posing in a bikini but sucks at everything else. At least Angelina Jolie is as talented as she is drop dead gorgeous, and she uses her fame to help others. You never read, or hear, about her partying in Malibu, or club-hopping with Paris Hilton, or nearly killing her children, or walking around without any panties on!! She's the hottest woman on earth for these reasons. So, quit knocking the no-holds-barred sexiest woman on the planet!!
August 4th, 2007 4:22 PM
I am so up to here with Shitney Smears and Mangelina Assholie! Though I am sad to see Christina going down the same road as Britney; getting married too young, getting knocked up, canceling concerts, acting slutty.....I'd still totally do her, though!
August 4th, 2007 4:28 PM
Everyday I read about Paris and Lindsay and they piss me off because they think they are so much better than everyone else when they're really just a pair of sluts who are famous just for being famous. Think about it! Paris' big claim to fame was putting some guy's package in her mouth, while Lindsay gained noteriety just for being a party girl. Britney, unlike these two, has real talent and sex appeal. She has been around for longer than these two butwhipes, selling millions of records, playing to massive audiences, making millions of dollars and being named the sexiest woman alive on many occasions. There's no denying that Britney is severely messed up nowadays and is really letting herself go, but you gotta admit once upon a time, all you guys were getting massive stiffies by just watching her videos. Britney was the sexiest because she had this innocent sex appeal, girl next door almost, yet she was so hot! No other woman out there could ever be that sexy even if they tried. Christina Aguilera sorry to say tries too hard and always freaks people out. Jessica Alba is only known for wearing bikinis. Angelina....UGH I won't even go there! But, Britney.....man, so tragic to see the world's greatest living beauty go to waste.
August 5th, 2007 12:49 PM
Britney Spears "sexy"??? No way!! Maybe once upon a time she was, but I dunno...it all ended for me when I read she went into a gas station bathroom barefoot. That's when her sex appeal lowered in my book. Christina Aguilera has always been hideous, though, but Jessica Alba is HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!
August 5th, 2007 12:51 PM
I personally do not think Britney is in any way appealing anymore. But it is shocking to read so many straight guys out there still consider her to be the sexiest woman on the face of the earth. Maybe she was, but that was a long, long time ago. Jessica Alba is sexier than Britney and Christina combined! BTW, I think Angelina's a freak, too.
August 7th, 2007 12:52 PM
I for one do not find Britney, Jessica, Christina, Paris, Lindsay, Nicole, or Scarlet in any way attractive, or sexy. Angelina Jolie is miles and miles ahead of all of them, because she just has something about her. No woman is safe from losing her man to Angelina. So, quit calling her a freak, people!!
August 8th, 2007 3:32 PM
Christina used to be really hot, but if you ask me, she is heading down the same tragic path as Britney. See, she got married far too young, got knocked up midway through her tour and is canceling concerts left and right....all that, and she's starting to gorge on donuts and other such sweets, so.....you be the judge. I do have to say she should never have let herself get all glammed up and should have stuck with the "Dirrrrrty" routine. And her new CD, I'm sorry, is horrible. She needs to do the R&B/rock stuff again. "Stripped" was her best CD yet.
August 9th, 2007 12:36 PM
Britney is way hotter than Christina...still