TomKat, Suri Hit France, Bore Hollywood Gossip Sites

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It was quite the trip to France for TomKat and its TomKitten.

Decked out in matching, signature off-white outfits, huge shades and bowl-cuts (aww), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they were ready to attend a prom in Cannes.

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Instead, they went to the wedding of Australia's richest man - a fellow Scientology follower - James Packer to model Erica Baxter. TomKat was its usual self, decked out in drab attire.

Borrrr-ring. Seriously, are these people cyborgs? We hate to say it, but we sort of miss the days when Tom Cruise would at least make a fool of himself jumping on couches.

But at least half of Hollywood's strangest and possibly most boring couple had a little fun on the trip. Katie and baby Suri Cruise frolicked on the beach Tuesday.

As for Katie's BFF, Victoria Beckham, the spicy one was nowhere in sight. For a change. But Katie Holmes has her own style, okay? There is no such thing as PoshKat! Clear?

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Tom Cruise Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Syracuse, New York
Full Name
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

Tom Cruise Quotes

I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. For me, my issue was really about child drugging. It's not like it is today, like people are really kind of openly talking about this.

Tom Cruise [on Matt Lauer interview]

I can't even articulate it, to be honest. That feeling, that connection. Just who she is and what she means to me.

Tom Cruise [on feelings for Katie Holmes]