Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Dream of Love, More

Ah, the glory that is Spencer Pratt. The slimy one's ambition love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds, and his greed passion for life is incomparable.

Sitting at a cafe next to his plastic fiance, have successfully engineered a staged engagement as a publicity stunt, Spencer Pratt can't help but dream about his future with Miss Montag... or the money he can make off it.

As for Heidi Montag herself, she's got things on her mind as well. Not too many at one time - an airhead can only process so much - but she's got big dreams of her own, people.

The former roomie and BFF of Lauren Conrad has been there, done that when it comes to getting plastic surgery, preening for the cameras, saying "like" every other word and strutting around for "spontaneous" bikini photos.

What Heidi Montag she really wants is her own nude Playboy spread.

Hey, if Amanda Beard nude can instantly become the talk of the Hollywood Gossip world, imagine what kind of buzz a buck naked Heidi could generate: The Hills uncovered!

Whether we actually get to see this or not remains to be seen. But there's little doubt that the celebrity gossip world's most hated couple is thinking about it.