Brace yourself for a brawl. The quote-unquote actress and never-married host of Ex-Wives Club is taking the fight to celebrity gossip.
Yes, folks, it's more news about Shar Jackson.
According to TMZ, Shar hired an attorney, George Gallegos, in her battle against Star Magazine's claims that she is pregnant again - with Kevin Federline's newest offspring.
It's enough to make one "Lose Control." So to speak.
Shar Jackson refutes the magazine's claim, and says her children - two with Kevin Federline and two from a previous non-marriage - are being adversely affected by the rumors.
Shar Jackson said through her rep (who needs to start reading the employment listings):
"When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down."
She's also putting her money where her mouth is. Or something. Shar Jackson is willing to prove to the celebrity gossip mag that she is not pregnant.
"I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your 'source' to me," said Lynne Spears' BFF in a statement to Star's chief editor, Bonnie Fuller.
Come on, Shar. You think EPT tests are foolproof? What we really need to know is whether you and K-Fed did it wheelbarrow style. Gravity is on the side of the "boys" in that case.
Either way, one might refute such rumors by not having four kids out of wedlock by age 30. Or by simply saying to one's children, "No, Mommy is not pregnant again."
But hey, what do we know. Also, is she also gonna sue K-Fed? His rapping must be more traumatizing for the kids than any pregnancy rumors. Are we wrong?
We doubt it. But we digress. We can only speculate how Britney Spears would react to a new FedEx package being delivered (first class) to Shar's baby factory.