Alas. Shar Jackson is denying recent reports that she is pregnant with yet another Kevin Federline child.
"I'm not pregnant. Have you seen my new stomach?" Jackson said.
The erroneous story originated in this week's Star magazine, which reported that Shar Jackson, 30, is six weeks along with Kevin Federline's baby.
Jackson and Federline, 29, have two children together, a daughter, Kori, 4, and a son, Kaleb, 2. The Ex-Wives Club star also has two children from a previous relationship.
Kevin Federline also has two sons with Britney Spears, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
These are some fertile folks! Anyway, the shining Shar sat down for an exclusive interview with Us Weekly to set the record straight. Excerpts below...
Us: How do you think the pregnancy rumor started?
Shar Jackson: Honestly, some people are just really unhappy that me and Kevin have a great friendship. Obviously some people can't handle that. Some people like to start stuff to make their little lives better.
THG NOTE: Yes they do, Shar Jackson. Yes they do. But don't let the celebrity gossip-spreading bastards drag you down. You go girl.
Us: So for the record, you are not pregnant?
Shar Jackson: Not at all. I am not pregnant. Have you seen my new stomach? Are you kidding me? I am not going to ruin that. That is so stupid. Not only is it stupid but it's unhealthy. I could die. So obviously the person who made this up isn't that bright. Let your readers know there is no way in hell I would waste $16,000 on a tummy tuck and get pregnant. I have no time and no plans to get pregnant any time soon. And when I say I have no time, I'm talking years. So whoever's hating should stop and focus on their own problems.
THG NOTE: No offense, Shar, but with four kids out of wedlock already, is it that big a stretch to believe this rumor? But, good to hear you've discovered the pill, though.
Us: And you are not interested in getting back together with Kevin Federline?
Shar Jackson: No. I am single and I am loving that. But he is one of my best friends and that isn't going to change no matter what anyone says or does.
Us: What do you think about Lynne Spears and Britney Spears' possible reconciliation?
Shar Jackson: They need to work it out. They are mother and daughter. They need to talk already.
Us: And you've become friends with Lynne Spears?
Shar Jackson: Yes. You know what? She's a really nice lady... It was easy for us to get along once we met.
Us: What do you think of Britney Spears' state right now?
Shar Jackson: That's her journey and nothing will change until she wants it to. She doesn't think she has a problem so I don't see her changing anytime soon in my personal opinion. So it is what it is.