Paris Hilton Released from Prison
Hey, Nicole Richie, don't be afraid of jail.
All you need to do is whine as much as your reality show cohort Paris Hilton and you'll be set free. It's as simple as 1-2-woe-is-me.
In a pathetic display of giving in to the rich and spoiled, the L.A. County Sheriff's Department has released Paris from jail after a whole three days behind bars. Spokesperson Steve Whitmore claimed Hilton was released due to medical reasons he cannot disclose.
Funny. We didn't know "money" was deemed a "medical reason." We also didn't know Victoria Beckham could be named Woman of the Year. Guess nothing should come as a surprise at this point.
Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and placed under house arrest in her West Hollywood home for 40 days. After this time is up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."
The Hollywood Gossip doesn't think this is possible until she drowns in a pool of raw sewage, however. Either that, or she's forced to stand in front of an onslaught of Blake Fielder-Civil snot rockets for the duration of her house arrest.
The justice system should be more ashamed of itself than Alex Rodriguez should be for cheating on his wife.
June 7th, 2007 9:47 AM
Wow! I wish I could be rewarded for doing bad things! I'd love to break the law and then be allowed to hang out at my house with my friends and family!
I'm so glad she wasn't given a chance to learn anything by this.
Does this mean her million dollar book deal about her life in prison won't be made since she didn't even spend a week there?? If so, maybe this isn't so bad after all...
June 7th, 2007 2:50 PM
She's a herpes laden internet porn star and she was probally getting ready to start detoxin. The had to let her out.
June 7th, 2007 5:49 PM
THAT WHORE IS OUT! You see? What does that tell you? THE FILTHY RICH CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING! What is that telling the hard working people? I fucking knew it! That skanky good for nothing no talent skank would be free! "Unspecified medical condition" MY ASS! Someone got PAID BIG time here! What a great country this is where only the rich matters. It is SICKENING!
June 7th, 2007 8:38 PM
This is outrageous. Whoever authorized and signed for her release should serve prison time in the general population right after being fired.
June 7th, 2007 9:41 PM
All you have to do is be White, Rich, and be a whore to get out of jail free. BLACK FOLK NEED NOT APPLY! Oh, by the way, screw you common folk! Signed, Paris Hilton
December 26th, 2007 6:00 PM
WOW!!!
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