From an uncomfortable Paris Hilton nude in the jail shower to an airbrushed Paris Hilton nude in the pages of Playboy?

It could happen.

When Access Hollywood asked Hugh Hefner if he'd offer the most spoiled convict in California a chance to pose in his magazine, the Playboy owner responded quite simply: he already has.

"Well, that's a standing offer," Hef said, as he was flanked by Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson as the group promoted their show at the Monte Carlo Television Festival. "I think the problem quite frankly is mama. Mama doesn't want her to pose."

So another reason to hate Kathy Hilton, huh? Like we needed any more.

Hefner was not asked about the breaking news that CW traffic reporter Jill Nicolini once posed for his publication, but he did state that Paris really has to get out more."I think to some extent [Paris] lives in a celebrity bubble," he said. "I don't even think she was aware of the fact she was breaking the law. I think it's sad."

We agree. But at least if Nicole Richie joins her pal in prison, we'll be privy to the best season of The Simple Life ever!