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Lindsay Lohan has been "doing great" since she checked into rehab over Memorial Day weekend.

The source of this news? Her attention-starved, pathetic mother, of course.

Free and Still Troubled

"I talk to her every day," Dina Lohan told People magazine in New York on Monday. "She's going to do Promises' extended care program."

The program Lohan will undergo is designed to help people "make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community." It includes a 12-step program and group therapy, the center's website says.

Dina, the mother that makes Lynne Spears look responsible, also said she and her family will head west for Lindsay's 21st birthday on July 2.

The crazy party that had been planned to celebrate this occasion has since been canceled. This was probably a smart decision, seeing as an alcohol-laden shindig for someone just out of rehab is as smart an idea as a lingerie-sponsored celebration for Brooke Hogan.

Dina Lohan, meanwhile, really sucks. She was also appearing in Nassau County family court as she awaited a hearing in her ongoing dispute over visitation of her children with ex-husband Michael, who was also in court.

"I just want to move on," said Dina, who has an order of protection against Michael. "It takes its toll on myself and the children. It affects all of us."

So does your awful mothering. In our recent poll, in fact, only Britney Spears was considered a worse celebrity mom than you are, Dina.

Maybe you should take some lessons from Elin Nordegren.

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Tiger Woods is here to inspire those that have gotten down on the world of sports recently.

And for once, this golfing god is not doing it through the use of his driver.

Woods Family Photo!

Instead, Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren are the proud parents of Sam Alexis Woods, a celebrity baby that may just rival Shiloh Nouvel for cuteness.

People magazine reports that the Woods family, which includes dogs Taz, a border collie, and Yogi, a labradoodle, are doing well.

"This is truly a special time in our lives and we look forward to introducing Sam to our family and friends over the next few weeks," Tiger wrote in a message on his site on June 18, the day Sam was born.

The couple's first child was born during a time when athletes aren't exactly acting as role models. Consider:

  • Tom Brady has fathered a child out of wedlock with Bridget Moynahan.
  • Barry Bonds is a jerk who has obviously taken steroids.
  • Mark Philippoussis has reportedly slept with many loose women, including Paris Hilton and Tara Reid. Yuck.
  • Professional wrestler Chris Benoit allegedly murdered his wife and son before taking his own life.

Indeed, it's a troubling time to be a sports fan. But Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren remind us that there's still beauty in the world of athletics.

Of course, Amanda Beard nude photos also help us remember this fact.

Woods and Nordegren, a Swedish former nanny and model he met at the 2001 British Open, were married in 2005.

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The sad story of Chris Benoit and his family is becoming clearer.

Around 4 p.m. yesterday afternoon, Atlanta police found the body of this former WWE star and his wife and son in their Fayette County home.

According to CNN, authorities were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide. Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: "The details, when they come out, are going to prove a little bizarre."

Those details may emerge after the completion of autopsies scheduled for Tuesday.

Investigators believe Benoit killed his wife and seven-year old son over the weekend and then himself sometime Monday. The bodies were found Monday afternoon in three different rooms of the house on Green Meadow Lane, in a subdivision off a gravel road about two miles from Whitewater Country Club.

The autopsies were scheduled to be done at the Georgia Bureau of Investigation Crime Lab in DeKalb County.

Ballard said a gun shot was not the cause of death, but would not provide any further details at this time.

World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Web site that it asked authorities to check on Benoit and his family after being alerted by friends who received "several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning."

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Paris Hilton made her way out of Lynwood jail a little after midnight last night. The heiress shook a few hands and hugged a few deputies before jumping into her parents' waiting SUV.

Sexy as Santa

Sources tell TMZ that Paris was in "very high spirits" as she left probably because she was no longer in prison. The celebrity gossip site was even told that a few deputies were sad to see her go.

Well, sure. While she was incarcerated, they probably got to sample the moves Hilton typically used on Stavros Niarchos.

Paris made her way past the crowd of photographer before finally hugging her mom, who leaned out the window of her environment-killing, war-supporting SUV. Friends such as Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian were nowhere to be found.

Once inside the car, Paris rolled down the window and waved to those snapping pics. She gushed: "I'm great... Thank you for your support."

Somewhere, Ashley Scott was smiling.

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Tragedy struck the world of wrestling last night when Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their Atlanta home early this afternoon.

Benoit was a WWE veteran, arguably the best pure wrestler in the company's history.

No further details regarding the tragedy have been released. But Benoit was scheduled to appear at the WWE Vengeance pay-per-view event last night, until it was announced that a "family emergency" would prevent him from being there.

In an ironic twist, tonight's Monday Night RAW was meant to be a special, three-hour investigation into the "death" of Vince McMahon. It was a story line already considered to be in very poor taste even before these sad events occurred.

Instead, the show will now a tribute episode to Chris Benoit.

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That being nothing.

We don't mean to sound critical, but these are the facts. Kevin Federline may be a relatively stable individual compared to his ex-wife, but the man is still a D-list vagrant.

That said, the former Mr. Britney Spears was in full effect at the 3rd Annual DJ Irie Weekend Kickoff Party at Cameo in Miami on Friday, hosted by Jamie Foxx.

It's a tough life, but sometimes, you gotta take a break from impregnating Shar Jackson, making rap albums among the worst of all time, and partying in Vegas with your crew.

Yes, and like Brooke Hogan at the sight of an open microphone, when Miami beckons, the great K-Fed will answer when that opportunity knocks, yo.

As for Kevin's work schedule, Federline peeps tell TMZ that he is "working on a couple projects to be announced the near future."

Kevin Federline's website, though, lists nothing. No tour, no commercials.

No surprise, either. But at least it looks like he got one of Britney Spears' weird ass hats in the divorce settlement. So there's a silver lining at least.

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Come on, Brooke Hogan.

We know you can't sing - and therefore must try to sell your looks - but does that mean you need to keep scaring little children? Put on some clothing, for Hulk's sake!

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Unlike Lucy Pinder, Amanda Beard, or almost every other famous female, you don't have the body to pull off chaps, Brooke. Or any sort of revealing clothing.

Just look at other giants. You don't see that Jolly Green guy wearing any halter tops, do you?


The bottom line, Brooke, is that you need to either get off the stage or follow the path of Katie Price nude: when you have no talent, just take all your clothes off and leave it at that.

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Wentworth Miller is a hottie. This is not up for debate.

But is he a gay hottie? According to a gay celebrity gossip blogger, he sure is.

Perez Hilton is reporting that the Prison Break star is not only into men, but he's been dating a fairly well-known one for awhile: Brothers and Sisters actor Luke McFarlane.

MacFarlane is also known as the ex-boyfriend of Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight. And, we presume, for being hated on by Isaiah Washington.

"Wentworth and Luke have been secretly dating for almost six months now," says a source close to the pair. "They've been very quiet about their relationship, obviously, as Wentworth is not out of the closet."

Things between the pair are so serious that the couple is talking about moving in together, causing this to be even juicier than a possible Kate Middleton /Prince William make up.

"They spend a lot of time at each other's houses," says the insider. "Wentworth has been pretty reclusive since he's become famous and he's been even more of a shut-in since he started dating Luke."

Awww, that's sort of sweet. We wish these two nothing but the best if they are, in fact, an item. It's about time gay people other than Rosie O'Donnell were in the news.

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Girls, like, just wanna have fun, y'all!

Having completed a quote-unquote comeback mini-tour of Southern California and Las Vegas in early May, Britney Spears is ready to hit the stage again.

Britney's Hot Body

On Friday, June 30 at L.A.'s Greek Theatre, Britney will perform along with Cyndi Lauper, Erasure, Debbie Harry, The Dresden Dolls, The MisShapes, Jeffree Star and host Margaret Cho as part of the "True Colors" tour, said Spears' choreographer, Misha Gabriel.

Friday at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood, Britney Spears held final callbacks to find the two male dancers she'll add to her act.

The only snag? She never showed up.

Yet another vote of confidence that the career of Britney Spears is getting back on track, and a terrific sign of the train wreck yet to come.

The plan had been for Spears to select two male backup dancers (out of 21) to join her in the choreographic number she'll perform at the Greek.

Instead, she went AWOL and put her two longtime trusted female backup dancers - Criscilla Crossland and Lark (not cousin Alli Sims) - in charge of the process. The two taped all the aspirants for Spears to observe and select at a later time.

No word on whether she was too busy shopping for birds or actually spending some rare quality time with Sean Preston and Jayden James to attend.

Earlier, on June 7 at Millennium, Spears oversaw auditions herself as nearly 150 men seeking to pop, lock, whack, vogue, b-boy, breakdance, robot and moonwalk their way into her pants routine. No word on if any of those 150 got to experience her preferred "wheelbarrow" move.

Spears is also working on a hot track for her new album. As one dancer, Sam Pete, 25, described Britney's newest, as-yet-unreleased song to People:

"It was dope. It reminded me of that one song you hear at 1:50 a.m., when they call last call at a club, and it's the hottest, nastiest song you've ever heard in your life and you've just got to put your drink down and dance to it. You've got no choice. Your body is insisting on it."

We would take his word for it, but you can't trust anybody with two first names. Sorry, Sam Pete. You know how it is.

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It's hard to say where checking out the body of one's own teenage stepdaughter ranks on The Hollywood Gossip's ogling scale.

Certainly above the jaw-dropping, head-snapping, whistling, cat-calling antics exhibited by working-class British stiffs upon seeing Kate Middleton or Sienna Miller.

An Ashton Kutcher Love Child?!?

And probably even a bit higher than Diddy leering at Jessica Biel during an awards show. That body is something to behold, but the man's got Kim Porter and twins at home!

Yes, we'd have to say that Ashton Kutcher has raised (or lowered) the proverbial ogling bar by openly gawking at his wife's daughter, Rumer Willis…

Rumer's dad, Bruce Willis (also pictured here) has actually spoken quite fondly of Ashton Kutcher, the new, much younger husband of Demi Moore.

But the Die Hard actor has also been known to make thinly-veiled threats to anyone even thinking about trying something with his daughters.

Let's hope Bruce Willis doesn't get a look at this picture… and let's also hope Ashton doesn't decide to stare at Tallulah Willis next. That'd just be weird.

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