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Yes, Britney Spears was out on the town Monday night.

That's nothing unusual. The weird part is that she was wearing clothes. Well, kinda. And looking uncharacteristically gloomy.

Britney Spears Shower Sex Scene

With all eyes on Paris Hilton being released from jail, it would seem that Monday was the perfect opportunity for Britney and her pals (cousin Alli Sims, pictured, was there too, of course) to hit the L.A. club scene.

But when Britney Spears arrived at Joseph's at midnight, she was barely recognizable.

Dressed in all black and wearing a dark wig under a 1920s paperboy hat, Britney looked more high school goth than pop star.

But hey, at least everyone at the club didn't get a peak at Britney Spears naked. Though they've probably seen it all over the celebrity news rags by now.

Sitting at a corner table near the dance floor, Britney Spears talked to her friends, but didn't appear to be moved by the music.

Perhaps she was waiting for a Marilyn Manson, Pantera or Nine Inch Nails track.

Britney Spears later got up and browsed through the DJ's selections, requested a few songs, and dance-walked her way back to her seat.

Despite the praise of Rosie O'Donnell earlier in the day, Britney was a downer, wallowing in a coke drink and not paying much attention to anything or anyone around her.

Yawn. Let's just say that reporting on the escapades of the lovely Lauren Conrad on the nightclub scene would have probably been a lot more interesting.

After leaving Joseph's at 1:28 a.m., the gang went to a Carl's Jr. drive-through for late night snacks. Stunning news there.

There, paparazzi who followed were treated to a Britney Spears version of Justin Timberlake's recent table-turning photography, though no one was called an a$$hole here.

Nor did Britney Spears attack with an umbrella. Hey, baby steps, right?

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Paris Hilton is free from jail.

And now a leading source of celebrity news is going free from Paris Hilton for a week.

Brittany Flickinger and Paris Hilton Photo

Us Weekly is making the insightful decision to avoid any and all references to Hilton in its upcoming issue. Of course, we doubt the following irony isn't lost on this Hollywood gossip publication:

By announcing on its own website that it wouldn't mention Paris Hilton in its next issue, Us Weekly is guaranteeing more publicity than ever for itself... regarding Paris Hilton.

It's rather brilliant, we admit it.

"When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue,"Editor Janice Min told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

Is that really anything new, though, Janice? We felt Paris fatigue months ago when all we heard about was her and Stavros Niarchos...or James Blunt... or the pizza delivery man.

So who's gracing the cover of Us Weekly instead of Hilton this week? Suri Cruise, of course. No way people are tired of hearing about her.

In other celebrity news: The Hollywood Gossip is officially going Britney Spears free for the rest of this post. You're welcome.

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From one celebrity news and gossip source to another, The Hollywood Gossip is never one to shy away from dishing out props when they are due.

In choosing the adorable Suri Cruise for its newest cover, Us Weekly has taken the unusual and commendable step of not beating to death one of the stories we are already sick of.

Katie Holmes Looking Good?

Seriously. How many stories about Paris getting out of jail, Britney Spears nipple slips, Lindsay Lohan passing out wasted, or Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pics can one person stomach?

Well, plenty. But this is a nice reprieve.

And a worthy one. On her recent trip to France with insane parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise established herself as the tyke to beat in the celebrity baby cuteness department.

Also featured on the cover are other bundles of love: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Sean Preston Federline and Sam Alexis Woods, the newborn daughter of golfer Tiger Woods.

We'll have to pick up this magazine dedicated to some of our favorite stars - who cares if they can't talk yet. In the meantime, tell us, who's your favorite celebrity baby?

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Here's the latest on the horrific events surrounding Chris Benoit and his family's death:

Sources with knowledge of the multi-state steroid pipeline case confirmed to Sports Illustrated on Tuesday that Benoit was a customer of MedXLife, a Florida-based, anti-aging clinic that had two of its owners plead guilty in April to illegal steroid distribution.

On Tuesday, Georgia investigators revealed that they had found large quantities of prescription drugs in the home, including steroids. Speculation soon swirled in the media about whether 'roid rage had played a part in the tragedy.

According to SI's sources, three packages sent to Benoit originated at Signature Pharmacy, the compound pharmacy that was the primary target of the February raid in Orlando. And while investigators do not have prescriptions with Benoit's name on them and cannot name the exact drugs he received, they confirm that a package was sent in his name on Feb. 13, 2006, to an address linked to him in Peachtree City, Ga.

Packages were also sent to him at a Marriott property in San Antonio in December 2005 and in Ft. Walton Beach, Fla., in July 2006.

In other celebrity news related to this tragedy: Canadian female Pam Winthrope told News 1130 in Canada that Benoit's son, Daniel, had a genetic condition called Fragile X syndrome.

According to WebMD: "Fragile X Syndrome is a defect of the X chromosome which causes mild mental retardation. The disorder occurs more frequently and severely among males than females. This condition is the leading known familial cause of mental retardation in the United States.

Language delays, behavioral problems, autism or autistic-like behavior (including poor eye contact and hand-flapping), enlarged external genitalia (macroorchidism), large or prominent ears, hyperactivity, delayed motor development and/or poor sensory skills are among the wide range of symptoms associated with this disorder."

Winthrope, whose son also suffers from the condition, told the Canadian news outlet that her husband reached out to Benoit five years ago in an attempt to increase awareness about Fragile X.

"We talked to him because I was trying to set up a support group in BC and in Canada, we only have a couple of them," she said. "My husband was struggling when we got diagnosed with our son, and Chris was struggling with his. They talked for a few minutes and then he said he didn't want to be a public face for Fragile X, he just wanted to keep it really, really quiet."

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Wow. We guess Mandy Moore wasn't joking when she said she wanted to start dating celebrity gossip bloggers dressing more like a woman!

The new gal of Greg Laswell has always been a cutie (see photo at left, at an event for Saved), but when the License to Wed star hit that film's premiere in a sexy, cut-out Jenny Packham gown with gold bangles (right), well, this celebrity news purveyor dropped what it was doing to bring you the scoop.

Mandy on the Carpet

Yikes. Zach Braff, you were one lucky guy for a time. And you are one giant idiot for letting this get away. Although you did hook up with Rachel Bilson in The Last Kiss, and no one can take that away from you.

At the premiere, even Mandy Moore's hair made her look like a 1960s sex-kitten, while her golden makeup absolutely glowed. Whew! This is a whole new side of Mandy we never thought we'd see. And one we'd very much like to see Moore of.

Moore, who also briefly dated Adam Goldstein, a.k.a. DJ AM, for reasons unknown to anyone, is a knockout. Now if someone could just get Britney Spears to...

  • Keep her frickin' clothes on
  • Pick out some decent ones

Then we'd be all set.

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Even more ugly details regarding the death of Chris Benoit and his wife Nancy are coming to the forefront.

In divorce papers filed in 2003, Nancy Benoit included a petition for protection from domestic abuse against Chris. In the papers TMZ discovered, Nancy claimed that Benoit, "lost his temper and threatened to strike the petitioner and cause extensive damage to the home and personal belongings of the parties, including furniture."

Nancy added that she was, "in reasonable fear for petitioner's own safety and that of the minor child."

Three months later, Nancy filed to have the divorce papers and the restraining order dismissed. A short time later, a judge granted her wish. The couple's son, Daniel, was also found dead over the weekend.

As the celebrity gossip site first reported, law enforcement sources told TMZ they believe Benoit strangled his wife on Saturday, smothered his son on Sunday and then hanged himself on Monday.

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Pants are optional if you're Britney Spears.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan deserve one another.

Jess and Justin

Paris Hilton is an exponentially overhyped skank.

Justin Timberlake is not an enormous fan of celebrity gossip.

These facts are long established. Recently, however, we've learned just how true the last one is. The singer has supposedly gotten so fed up with paparazzi while in Europe, where he is currently touring, that he has taken it a step further than his usual snide remarks.

On June 19 in Stockholm, Justin Timberlake was heard calling the attention he receives "tiresome," and, according to Us Weekly, Justin lashed out in Oslo later in the week.

With new flame Jessica Biel by his side, JT yelled at some of the dudes carrying cameras following them. Meanwhile, his bodyguard intimidated people.

"‘You f-ing a-hole'" he shouted at one photographer, while his huge bodyguard "threatened to crush my cell phone," according to an innocent bystander.

As the couple and some of their friends continued on their stroll, Justin Timberlake whipped out a digital camera to further prove his point.

He took a picture of one of the members of the paparazzi with his camera, then showed it to him, proclaiming happily, "This is a picture of an a$$hole."

His bodyguard chimed in with a helpful "How 'bout I punch you in the face?"

The exchange, caught on tape and posted online by a Norwegian paper, shows just how much resentment Justin Timberlake has for the facilitators of Hollywood gossip.

For their part, the Norwegians were not offended so much as amused, titling their article: "Humorous? Or Just Tired of Being Photographed?"

Justin Timberlake, who also lashed out at paparazzi for photographing him with girlfriend Cameron Diaz not so long ago, has deep-seeded hatred for people like this. While he's spared us any Mel Gibson style rage, his attitudes are a bit troubling.

Is it warranted? That's hard to say.

While he may be better-looking, more talented and wealthier than our celebrity gossip writers, we're all go to work in the morning just like he does. We realize being in the public eye is tough sometimes, JT, but we love you, man. How about giving some back, dog?

Oh, and can you do "Dick in a Box" on your next show?

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Rosie O'Donnell has left The View.

Unfortunately, the round mound of sound is still within full view of celebrity gossip writers - not to mention viable news outlets - everywhere.

The latest focal point of the gargoyle's attention: Britney Spears. What's surprising is that the fallen star has the full support of the embattled talk show host.

Rosie O'Donnell sent a video message to Spears, welcoming her to the Cyndi Lauper show June 30 that will feature none other O'Donnell on the drums. Yippee.

"Britney, if you're watching, honey, you and me â€" we're gonna share, like, a moment, 'cause I love you, kid!" O'Donnell said on the video during a tour stop in Texas.

Britney Spears: No Underwear

Spears' choreographer tells People that the pop star plans to join Lauper and others onstage at the Greek Theatre in L.A. June 30 for Lauper's "True Colors" concert.

She was going to audition two male dancers for the show, but Britney Spears failed to show up at the auditions - always a good sign.

O'Donnell says that's news to Lauper, though Britney Spears has been making "surprise" shows as she works on a new album, whose release date still has not been announced.

"If it is happening," says O'Donnell. "I'm thrilled, because I enjoy Britney."

Bet she would enjoy Britney Spears naked, if you know what we're talking about. We're talking about the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbian and thus likes the girl-on-girl action.Not that there is anything wrong with that in the slightest. Just saying.

In addition to Cyndi Lauper, the show is also scheduled to include Erasure, Debbie Harry, The Dresden Dolls, The MisShapes with special guest Jeffree Star and host Margaret Cho. Rosie O'Donnell is expected to perform a stand-up routine.

Hopefully, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets a front-row seat.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears sent out a new mysterious message herself, posting it on the bottom of her Web site's homepage, reading:

"Mother to Grandmother, and my my, you're grand."

Yep, she's insane. Nothing much more to say about it.

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Give Tara Reid points for honesty.

While Britney Spears boobs pictures are always obscured by changing room curtains, at least Reid comes right out and talks about the plastic surgery she's had done on her large breasts.

Just take a look below. Like Heidi Montag breast enhancement photos, there's no way to deny that Tara has had work done after checking out these before and after pics.

Tara Reid Boob Job

They make Kellie Pickler and her newly bulging chest look mundane by comparison.

So just like Paris Hilton free from prison, Tara Reid is now free from the nuisance of having small boobs. Next, the awful actress just has to free herself from her drunken mess of a life.

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Ah, Britney Spears nude. It's not just for J.R. Rotem, John Sundahl, Howie Day, Jason Filyaw, Isaac Cohen, Columbus Short, Jason Alexander and FedEx anymore.

We've just come across pictures of Britney Spears nude, apparently changing clothes at a local boutique, that stunningly have surfaced in the last day.

With all her nipple slip action and clubbing with no pants, and her general lack of brainpower when it comes to keeping her clothes on or covering up her breasts, it's really no surprise for us to see these pics Egotastic found of Britney naked.

Hiding behind a curtain of some kind, you can clearly see that it's Britney Spears just standing there, waiting to have her picture taken. What a class act!

  • Britney Spears Naked
  • Britney Spears Naked, Hiding

To our knowledge, most people keep the curtain to the changing room shut when they try on clothes. But then again, most people with faltering careers and little kids at home actually focus on those things. Sigh. Poor Sean Preston and Jayden James.

No, seriously, the nude Britney Spears pics while she was pregnant with Jayden James Federline were tasteful compared to the stuff we are seeing nowadays. She could really not care less who sees her buck ass naked, or wearing no underwear.

The inevitable Playboy spread has got to be right around the corner. Tell us Hef wouldn't shell out a few million for Britney Spears naked.

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