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We know she's got some huge breasts.

Not to mention some hilariously big sunglasses.

Victoria Beckham, Daughter

But they may pale in comparison to the size of her bank account.

Victoria Beckham recently had a $500,000 closet installed for her clothes in the family's enormous new California mansion. Hey, you gotta have ample storage space, people.

She not only gets to see David Beckham nude, she gets to spend his money. A lot a lot of money. And she's got a fair amount of coin from her own days as one of them Spice Girls with Emma Bunton, Geri Haliwell, Melanie Brown and whoever the other one is.

Still, you wouldn't believe what kind of stuff you might find in Victoria Beckham's closet. And surprisingly, a submissive, mute Katie Holmes is not among them.

It supposedly features a leather floor, a crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a customized 360-degree "cat scan" of her outfit before she steps out.

Which is kind of a waste. We could tell Victoria Beckham every morning that she looks like a robot that should probably put on a bra - and at a fraction of the cost

No wonder she and David get along so well with Tom Cruise. These are people with so much money to burn that they probably light cigars with $100 bills on their yachts. Well, so to speak. We all know Scientology forbids things such as cigars. Pure evil.

To think, her time in America has just begun. We can't imagine what purchases are to come when Victoria Beckham starts getting a $50 million annual allowance.

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What was previously celebrity gossip can now be classified as celebrity news: Tameka Foster is pregnant.

Just a week after hinting that babies could be in the future for herself and Usher, the engaged couple has announced to the Associated Press and People that they're expecting their first child together, due in the fall.

Tameka Foster and Usher

"We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together," Usher and Foster said in a statement released to the Associated Press Wednesday. "We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives."

A controversial fianceee, Tameka Foster hasn't exactly been welcomed the arms of her true love's fans. They call her a gold-digger and an ugly person, insults typically reserved for Heather Mills.

"What people don't realize is that Usher and I were friends for nearly seven years and I worked as his personal stylist for five years. I was the only female friend he felt he could talk to," Tameka recently told Essence magazine, as she tried to defend their relationship.

When asked about plans for babies like little Sam Alexis Woods, Foster added: "Yes, I do plan to have children with Usher. This is the man I love and plan to spend the rest of my life with, so why wouldn't I want to share that bond of bringing another life into this world with him?"

This will be the fourth child for Foster as she attempts to rival Shar Jackson for largest litter.

How will Usher's fans react to the news? Probably as well as Trista Sutter reacted to the idea of cameras filming her pregagncy.

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Approximately two months after Prince William and Kate Middleton broke up, the two have been enjoying clandestine meetings, friends confirm.

"It's true that they have been seeing each other," a source tells People about the Royal couple.

Royal Family on Christmas

Adds a pal: "They [never] loathed each other. It just wasn't working at the time."

Similar to Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, perhaps.

The couple was spotted at a June 9 bash in William's Dorset, England, army barracks, where the British press reported the twosome talked all night and kissed on the dance floor. Sounds hot.

Sounds like Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush.

William and Middleton, both 25, began dating five years ago, and many had Middleton, an accessories buyer at the British fashion company Jigsaw, pegged as the future Queen of England. It's a title more respected than Firecrotch. By a lot.

Both are expected at the July 1 Concert for Diana; Prince Harry, 22 â€" who is set to return from his army training in Canada â€" has also invited his girlfriend Chelsy Davy, 21.

A source says the spark for this pair is "still there." So the future is wide open. With any luck, they'll end up as happy together as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil.

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Britney Spears covers her large breasts with flowers.

Lindsay Lohan tries to get high off them.

An Absolute Mess

Hey, to each insecure, troubled young star her own.

Seen here during a break from rehab, the daughter of awful mother Dina Lohan is taking a whiff of nature. We can only she's desperate for a high of any kind.

Lohan would settle for a bee flying up her nose at this point. At least that'll give her some action until Rumer Willis can smuggle in some glue or Calum Best man juice.

Meanwhile, Lindsay has to at least be feeling good about the recent San Antonio Spurs NBA championship. She's rockin a Spurs baseball cap atop that drug-riddled head. But will she be invited to the Tony Parker/Eva Longoria wedding next month?

It's unlikely. We hear the couple is already over its salary cap for promiscuous cocaine addicts.

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Is Britney Spears in need of help?

Is Keeley Hazell nude and in sex tapes a lot?

Britney in the Car

Kevin Federline believes so. To the first part. But the second question is also an obvious yes. If you don't believe us, follow the link. That is some body.

"He thinks [Britney] is too mentally unstable and too young to be a mom," a Kevin Federline pal (yes, apparently there are such things) tells MSNBC adding that the father of Britney Spears' two sons "expects full custody of his children one day."

The two share custody of the cute but doomed twosome, Jayden James Federline (nine months) and Sean Preston Federline (21 months), but a divorce is not final.

Indeed, the pop singer's life has seemed "chaotic" of late. So many nipple slip chances, nude pics and depressed clubbing opportunities to mix in with all that shopping.

Celebrity news sources have been abuzz with the gossip that Britney Spears has been drinking again. That was only a matter of time.

Moreover, despite Lynne Spears' desire to patch things up with her daughter, their feud continues. A source tells Us Britney is considering filing a restraining order against Lynne because "she doesn't like that [Lynne Spears] goes to Kevin's to see the kids."

No paperwork has been filed as of yet. Shar Jackson, K-Fed's first baby mama (2x) and Lynne Spears' BFF, was not available for comment.

Still, Britney Spears' boys remain a priority. Well, at least one or two times a week, whenever she takes the time to sober up and has nothing better to do.

On June 22, the train wreck went shopping for them at Babies "R" Us and took them two evenings later to Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., to watch the fireworks.

For the moment, Kevin Federline will be keeping an eye on her
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"He loves his kids and, to that extent, he will look after Britney," a friend of his said.

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Here's a eerie piece of celebrity news:

Nikki Giavasis, a former NFL cheerleader and model, has ties with a pair of alleged murderers: Bobby Cutts, Jr. and Chris Benoit.

As TMZ reports, Giavasis has been everywhere, from Today to MSNBC , talking about her former lover, Cutts, and describing him as "aggressive" and "threatening." She's been testifying to his potential to be a killer.

Cutts is the father of Nikki's nine-year-old daughter, and has two other kids, none with Shar Jackson.

In 1998, Giavasis was at home with former NBA star Shawn Kemp, when Cutts allegedly tried to break in.

This is where it gets eerie: Giavasis was also featured in Wrestlemania XX, the WWE showcase pay-per-view event whose main event won by none other than Benoit. Nikki was part of the WWE "Hot Team."

Other credits with the name Nikki Giavasis in them include a starring role in the instructional video, "Becoming a Pro Cheer Leader" [sic] and appearances on reality series The Casino.

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Let's see. What do we know about John Stamos?

  • He used to star in Full House as Uncle Jesse, along with Bob Saget, Jodie Sweetin and the Olsen Twins in their pre-Satanic-zombie days.
  • He was somehow married to Rebecca Romijn at one point.
  • While in Australia promoting ER, which is apparently still on the air, and on which he apparently stars, he likes to give interviews while jet lagged and possibly drunk.

That about sums it up. While this isn't groundbreaking celebrity news and isn't among the funniest videos ever, it's always funny to watch an actor embarrass himself by acting like a jackass on a morning talk show in a foreign county.

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Here's John Stamos' bizarre drunk Australian TV interview ...

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... or Britney Spears nude?

Well, it's Keeley Hazell nude, obviously.

But she's doing her best Britney impression below, posing topless for British magazine Zoo in the same outfit Spears donned for her very first video, "Baby One More Time."

Needless to say, Keeley Hazell has got the pigtails down, as well as the Catholic school girl outfit and the giant boobs. It's an impressive rendition. 

  • Keeley Hazell as Britney Spears Nude
  • Keeley Hazell as Britney Spears Naked

During a recent photo shoot, Keeley Hazell did her best Britney Spears nude impression. Baby, hit us one more time! The English lingerie model looks beautiful.

Hazell, of course, is best known for often getting naked. And making sex tapes. But while our favorite part-time pop singer and full-time bad mother is starting to mostly be known for the former, no Britney Spears sex tape has surfaced yet, despite numerous rumors and prayers by The Hollywood Gossip staff.

In the end, at least Keeley is being creative in her nudity. Fellow British babes, such as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder, simply wave their large breasts in our face. It gets old.

If you're gonna get naked to make celebrity news, might as well emulate Britney Spears, right? That's what we figure.

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Literally.

Amy Winehouse recently gave disturbing insight in to her private life, cutting herself with a shard of mirror during a magazine interview.

The singer reportedly carved the words ‘I love Blake' into her stomach and made repeated foul mouthed rants as she spoke to Spin magazine.

Talking before her recent marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse ranted about her newfound superstardom.

"I'm not in this to be a f***ing role model," the eccentric one insisted.

Sounds vaguely like the sentiments of her supposed rival, Lily Allen.

Blake Fielder-Civil then joined her at the interview in the Toad Hall pub, in New York, where he reportedly threatened a fellow drinker, asking the interviewer to: "Tell the guy who looks like he has leukaemia I'm going to slit his throat."

He's a class act, this fellow.

The songstress then cut into her stomach after posing with a shard of mirror for the photo shoot. She then went to the toilet, checking her nose with the piece of mirror.

The "Rehab" singer, who has admitted mutilating herself in the past, said:

"I don't care. I don't care about any of this and I don't have much of an opinion on myself... I write songs because I'm f***ed in the head and need to get something good out of something bad. I thought ‘I'm going to die if I don't write down the way I feel I'm going to do myself in.' It's nothing spectacular. And if I did I'd be a f***ing right ****, wouldn't I?"

Did we mention we love Amy Winehouse?

Amy, who also says she can and will beat up Blake when necessary, told Q magazine earlier this year that she began self-mutilating ways in her younger days.

"It's a funny thing, a morbid curiosity. I'm talking about when I was nine. What does it feel like? ‘Ow, that f*****g hurts."

Amy Winehouse made the comments after appearing at the Elle Style Awards ... and sporting some ghastly and mysterious scars on her arms.

This girl makes Britney Spears seem sane ... although Winehouse balances out her quirks with considerable singing talent, so call it a wash.

Winehouse married boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil in a surprise Miami wedding in May. Her album Back to Black has been a top 10 hit in the US.

Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse
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Anyone who's seen Paul Sculfor pictures knows how good looking this British model is.

But, according to Star magazine, that's not the only thing Sculfor is good for... if you know what we mean! Or at least what Jennifer Aniston has supposedly said about her new boyfriend's skils between the sheets.

Jennifer Aniston at the Guys Choice Awards

"She's left Paul in no doubt that he is the man for her. She even let slip that he's better in the bed than either Brad or Vince!" a friend told the publication.

Ah, but what about Kevin Federline?

It's Jennifer Aniston nude! And Paul Sculfor nude! SmartWater did its research!

Meanwhile, another close friend of Aniston's who was obviously not paid a dime by Star, Tiffany Laws, added that Paul is more than just a man with great stamina and girth to match Cisco Adler. He's also romantic.

"He bought Jen a huge bunch of flowers, then had chocolates and champagne delivered," Laws said. "She loved that. Jen goes by what her heart is telling her, and the initial indications are really good."

Cocaine problems, be damned, Aniston is basically saying. Bring on the orgasms!

"She's not bothered about [celebrity gossip]. She will give him a chance to show he's the right guy for her," Laws said.

After struggling with so many different relationships, it seems the seductive actress has finally found a quality match.

We do admire Jennifer for seeing past the rumors and superficiality. After all, it you were to simply glance at Brooke Hogan, you'd see someone who doesn't know how to dress. You need to look deeper to see the awful singer within.

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