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Lindsay Lohan
hasn't always been in rehab.

In fact, she was in nothing but trouble over Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

Which Way to the Prison?

That's when this red-haired wonder crashed her Mercedes into a curb early in the morning.

In a shocking development, reports are now coming in that Lohan was drunker than Britney Spears on a typical Tuesday night.

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology results conclude that Lohan had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her bloodstream when she smashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.

In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk, meaning Lindsay should follow the lead of Paris Hilton into a state-run prison in the near future.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, said: "It's highly inappropriate for me to discuss a pending case."

But it's not for us, as dedicated celebrity news reporters: Throw the book at Lindsay Lohan today.

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Everyone knows that Britney Spears just wants to have fun.

What she doesn't want to do is do anything resembling singing.

It turns out Spears won't appear at Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" concert on Saturday after all. The demands of the producers were just too great!

Earlier this week, Britney Spears' choreographer, Misha Gabriel, announced that the pantsless train wreck would perform at Lauper's show alongside musical acts like Erasure, Debbie Harry and The MisShapes.

But now, apparently Cyndi Lauper's camp is reportedly telling Britney Spears something along the lines of "don't call us, we'll call you... never."

A source now tells the New York Post's Page Six, "There's no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-synch - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It's not happening now."

THG NOTE: We're no music experts, but if you can't hack it at a Cyndi Lauper show, Britney, that doesn't exactly bode well for your big career "comeback."

The news is sure to come as a blow to Rosie O'Donnell, who is scheduled to appear in the show as a special guest, and gave a special shout-out to the troubled Spears in a video posted on her blog last week.

Before Roise posted that photo of her daughter, that is.

Meanwhile, reports are surfacing Britney Spears and mom Lynne Spears have not exactly patched things up, as was recently reported by this celebrity gossip site and others.

Britney Spears is reportedly still pissed that Lynne went and talked to a glossy about her - and feels "betrayed" by that as well as being "forced" into rehab.

A stint that obviously did so much good. Anyway.

OK! Magazine (via MSNBC) reports that despite rumors of their reconciliation being a done deal, Britney is "furious" that her mom had spoken to Us Weekly, given Britney's, um, not great past with that particular celebrity news rag.

"Britney feels betrayed," says an OK! source. "Her mom should've contacted her - not the media - if she wanted to talk."

At least if Lynne wants to see grandchildren Sean Preston and Jayden James, she can just go over to Kevin Federline or Shar Jackson's place.

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Okay, so she doesn't make trips to the bathroom to "freshen up" in mid-interview, talk about self-mutilation, threaten to beat Blake Fielder-Civil's ass, then proceed to carve his name into her stomach with a shard of glass.

But an interview with Lily Allen is still nothing to sneeze at.

Like fellow British sensation and sometime-rival Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen is a talented singer who sure knows how to make people blush.

From her weight to her self-esteem or her love life or her detest for celebrity gossip, the cutie is known for speaking so openly that her adorable accent can't mask the shocking content.

A recent New York Magazine interview with Allen offers more of what we've come to expect.

The "Smile" singer and unabashed lush expounds on a number of topics, such as Hollywood gossip, Michael Bloomberg, bikini waxing, Lindsay Lohan and lesbian dreams. Below are some excerpts.

On why she got into entertainment:
"When my parents were away and stuff, I had to get myself off to school and I could never be bothered to do it. But when my dad was an actor, I remember I'd stay with him when he was on location and people would knock on his door in the morning. 'Come on, you've got to get up! You've got to be in the makeup chair in two minutes!' I knew then that I wanted someone to wake me up in the morning. 'Oh, okay! I'll be an entertainer. I've got no responsibilities. Perfect.'"

On how many Lily Allen siblings there are out there:
"I don't know. I honestly don't. My dad lies about it. He's like, 'Okay, it's eight.' And I'm like, 'We know it's 12.' There are a few years before he met my mom that are unaccounted for, but law of averages would say he had five [kids then]."

THG NOTE: Shar Jackson, you have before you a challenge. But we are confident that you can shatter this record if you try.

On genetics and trade-offs:
"I've got my dad's short legs and long back. My mom, my sister, and my brother all have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm the only one like this. My sister's very tall and beautiful. But then again, I'm talented and rich."

On being in the tabloids:
"I think people hate me in England. I'm in the tabloids. I don't want to be but I am. I say 10 million nice things and then I'll say one thing that annoys me and it's like, 'Lily Allen slams Madonna. Lily Allen slams Lindsay Lohan.' I become a person who badmouths people."

But come to think of it:
"I can't f*%king wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. 'Boo hoo hoo. I'm going to jail.' Good. Does that mean you'll stop showing me your pussy now?"

THG NOTE: We can't even imagine what would come out of Allen's mouth if the topic of Britney Spears ever came up. Someone's gotta get on that.

On the biggest difference between America and England:
"They get their [hoo-has] waxed. I get a strip, a runway strip. I don't think I could get it done in England. They stare. They spend ages at it. Get it over and f*%king done with!"

There you have it, readers. Nothing along the lines of Brittany Murphy stating that someone is stalking Simon Monjack, but good sounds bites just the same.

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Is someone trying to harm Brittany Murphy?

(Someone besides her crooked husband, Simon Monjack?)

A source who used to work for the clueless star says she talks darkly of "a high-powered Hollywood player" who is allegedly stalking her.

When Simon Monjack, her then-boyfriend who she secretly wed in May, disappeared for a span of 10 days in April, Brittany claimed he was abducted by agents of a mysterious figure.

"When he came back, he had head injuries," says a source close to Brittany Murphy. "He was pale and sometimes had trouble standing."

Moreover, the former staffer also claims Brittany Murphy - who is worth tens of millions, minimum - said she was unable to pay him... because the money had been used for ransom.

However, the alleged kidnapping seems to exactly coincide with the dates reported by The National Enquirer that Simon Monjack, a British citizen, had been detained on immigration charges by federal authorities for overstaying his visa.

Simon Monjack, a screenwriter, is certainly not short of enemies... many readers of this very celebrity news publication among them.

As our readers' irate comments attest, a bevy of sources have posted unflattering stories on the Internet about his past relationships and business dealings.

On June 13, a man identifying himself as Arturo Globenfeldt posted a message on Monjack's IMDB page claiming he owes him $16 million in film investment money.

Globenfeldt, who is from Portugal, did not immediately respond to an e-mail. Reps for Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack also did not respond to a request for comment.

The Hollywood Gossip take: It finally makes sense why Brittany Murphy would marry a man as shady as Simon Monjack. She is also insane! It's a great match!

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In the days before pro wrestler Chris Benoit killed his wife and child and hanged himself, the couple argued over whether he should stay home more to take care of their mentally retarded 7-year-old son, an attorney for the wrestling league said Wednesday.

"I think it's fair to say that the subject of caring for that child was part of what made their relationship complicated and difficult, and it's something they were both constantly struggling with," said Jerry McDevitt, an attorney for WWE. "We do know it was a source of stress and consternation."

McDevitt said the wrestling organization learned from the couple's friends and relatives that the Chris and Nancy Benoit were struggling with where to send the boy to school because he had recently finished kindergarten.

He also said Benoit's wife didn't want him to quit wrestling, but she "wanted him to be at home more to care for the kid. She'd say she can't take care of him by herself when he was on the road."

Meanwhile, on The Today Show, Meredith Vieira confronted Vince McMahon.

She asked the WWE owner how his company could vehemently deny steroids were involved in the murders before toxicology results were revealed. But McMahon said a press release sent out earlier this week was "reacting to the hysteria of the media," telling the press to quit speculation that "roid rage" was a factor in the killings - until evidence proved otherwise.

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No, Jason Wahler is not in that garbage bin… though he is trash.

Having recently relocated to a new home, lovely Laguna Beach leading lady Kristin Cavallari lugs a heavy load outside her L.A. residence Wednesday.

Kristin Cavallari, Pink Pants

She'd probably rather be dragging some other baggage with her (such as a designer purse or Nick Zano), but the California cutie is all smiles in this People magazine photo.

All we can say is that there are never enough photos of Kristin Cavallari, and we are grateful to MTV for introducing us to her, as well as Lauren Conrad and other reality stars.

Then again, MTV also brought us Spencer Pratt, but nobody's perfect.

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You may need to pick up a copy of Penthouse to see a fully nude Tila Tequila.

But you can drool over topless pics of the world's most popular MySpace vixen right now... sort of! While Tila Tequila is oddly shy in this photo, covering those giant boobs with her hands, the picture is still sexy.

Hot, Hot Stuff

Of course, Tila Tequila's chest has nothing on that of Michelle Marsh. We're surprised her paws even fit over those enormous breasts. Jeepers.

This is far from the first time Michelle Marsh has gone topless, as she joined a partially nude Lucy Pinder for a Nuts magazine photo shoot a few weeks ago.

As for the often searched for Tila Tequila, well, she's also no stranger to being stared at in very little clothing. This part-time singer is ogled at more times than Rumer Willis on a night out with Ashton Kutcher. But if she wants even more attention, take this advice from The Hollywood Gossip staff:

Make like Keeley Hazell making like Britney Spears nude. Guys love that.

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Apologies to Bruce Willis for the headline. Please don't hurt us.

Britney Spears needs to stop drinking. That much we've gone over at length. But her liver and relationships with those close to her aren't the only things she's destroying.

Britney in Pajamas

We all know that Britney Spears has gone through a lot with her hair this past year â€" blonde, brunette, bald â€" but she seemed happy with her new hair extensions of late. But you know what they say, all mediocre things must come to an end.

After scalping herself alive in February, sources report that Britney Spears  attempted to dye her ratty blonde hair herself. It didn't go too well.

According to TMZ, Britney Spears' assistant - who we can only assume to be her cousin, Alli Sims - rushed over to the Epitome Salon in Bel Air around 6:00 p.m., because the pop star spilled black dye all over her face and freaked out.

Sounds like a rather "toxic" situation. Eh? Eh? The salon staff reportedly saved the day and sent Britney's bitch caretaker off with some much-needed dye remover.

Phew. You may now exhale. Tragedy avoided. Well, sort of. There's still the rest of her life, which is a train wreck. But again, we're not talking about that for at least a few hours.

What do you think of Britney Spears' latest hair color and look? Do you like her better as a blonde or with the these dark locks? And what's with the hat?

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Rosie O'Donnell really hates the Iraq war. And to be perfectly honest, how can one not? Even former nemesis Donald Trump has stood by her on this one.

Much as Rosie annoys us regularly, at least in slamming the Iraq war, she's going after a worthy cause, rather than criticizing Tara Conner or American Idol for no reason at all.

Rosie O

But the outspoken critic goes to unusual, extreme and wildly controversial lengths to get her political views across. Recently, Rosie O'Donnell posted a bizarre picture of her 4-year-old daughter on her blog - looking like a terrorist.

It's a frightening sight, given that terrorists have been known to train children to be suicide bombers. And here we have Rosie, who has defended Iraq, Iran, and their leaders in lambasting the U.S. the war, posting a picture of her daughter dressed in camouflage and strapped with ammo.

The disturbing photograph was posted with this caption underneath it: "A picture is worth a thousand posts."

There was no explanation for the photo, but one can only assume it is meant to reflect the former View host's anti-war opinions - and how war destroys the lives of children.

Somewhere, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is fuming. And not smart, but sexy.

Meanwhile, the manly Ann Coulter ripped Rosie a new one with a blazing article in The Post Chronicle, branding O'Donnell "sick" and "hungry for attention."

Sounds like Britney Spears. But that's neither here nor there.

Coulter, the conservative blowhard, feels Rosie O'Donnell's stance on gun control is ridiculous, and quipped: "No one should have guns except my bodyguards," saying that when it comes to Rosie's personal safety, guns are okay, but when it comes to others, guns are bad.

Anne Coulter said of the disturbing photo of Rosie O'Donnell's daughter:

"I think this picture has set back gay adoption by about 20 years. I think this makes people think Rosie's kids should be taken away from her ... "

Wonder if Isaiah Washington agrees.

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We always knew Paris Hilton liked lying... down for Stavros Niarchos.

But, based on her interview with Larry King last night, it's evident the lawbreaking princess also likes lying about her past. For example, Hilton's response when King asked if she'd ever taken drugs?

Ready to Party


Hmmm, really Paris?

Aside from that little fib, the woman who asked for more sympathy than Lily Allen complaining about celebrity gossip actually admitted that there were perks to jail.

"It was nice to be away from all the flashes for a while," Paris said, referring to those annoying paparazzi that dare to follow her to Hyde and other Hollywood hot spots.

Paris Hilton started lying to Larry King before she even opened her mouth last night.

At least Hilton was able to give the public with profound pieces of advice, such as "don't serve the time; let the time serve you." Got that, soon-to-be-jailbird, Nicole Richie?

Then, there were these nuggets: Hilton said she spent time in jail reading the Bible - but she couldn't tell King a favorite passage; she doesn't think she's a criminal, despite that whole parole violation and prison sentence thing.

So in conclusion, Paris Hilton is back to being the drain on society we've come to know and loathe. But what kind of celebrity gossip world would we live in if this were not the case?

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