Nicky Hilton Cries over Paris, Real Life; Is a Moron

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The prison sentence of Paris Hilton is shedding some serious light on reality for her mom, Kathy.

"It's tough. It is," said the matriarch, who saw her daughter on Tuesday. "It's just one hour a week: 30 minutes on Sunday and 30 minutes on Tuesday. We talk through glass."

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"And this one" â€" gesturing to Nicky Hilton â€" "left in hysterics," Kathy told People magazine. "Nicky tried to keep the brave face but â€" I never see Nicky cry."

Maybe that's because you're never around with her and boyfriend David Katzenberg, post-coital. That girl lets the tears flow after a good session. She also let the words flow when People asked her about visiting her sister.

"It's sad. It's like right out of the movies," she said. "The glass partition, the orange jumpsuit. Everything."

Or, Nicky, it's like REAL LIFE. Not everyone was born with the silver spoon in their mouths that you have sucked off more than ex-boyfriend Kevin Connolly.

"What's annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving," said Nicky.

"She's not in jail for DUI. That's a big misconception. She's in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.'s wife was. ... She got a $186 fine."

(On the day he sought more jail time for Paris Hilton, Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo acknowledged his wife got a traffic ticket two years ago while driving with a suspended license. She received the ticket â€" and the $186 fine â€" for failing to obey a turn-only sign, but wasn't ticketed for driving with the suspended license).

So Nicky is right, except for this point: Paris did get arrested for a DUI! Why do you think her license was suspended to begin with?

This girl makes less sense than any outfit Britney Spears has ever worn.

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Nicky Hilton Biography

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New York City, New York
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Nicholai Olivia Hilton
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