We apologize for the lame pun ahead of time, but this is too easy: Megan Fox is quite the fox!
Starring in the upcoming summer blockbuster, Transformers, this beauty doesn't need to follow in the footsteps of Amanda Beard nude (not that we'd object if she did) in order to gain attention. Fox's tattoos can do that on their own.
She has five. The most prominent, on her shoulder, reads: We will all laugh at gilded butterflies. Just think about it, folks.
Like Britney Spears exposing her nipples, Fox isn't shy talking about her fine body art.
"I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian's name tattooed next to my pie."
Whoa, her pie?!? And we thought Paris Hilton's pussy was a good euphemism.
Meanwhile, the boyfriend in question is none other than former Beverly Hills 90210 star Brian Austin Green. Rumor has it he and Fox are engaged. Rumor also has it this guy has done pretty well for himself since the days of Donna Martin.
Previously, Green had dated Tiffany Thiessen.