Matt Lauer Interviews Pamela Anderson's Crotch; Giant Boobs Jealous

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As host of Today, Matt Lauer interview some very interesting people.

He sat down with disgraced beauty queen Tara Conner a few months ago for an engrossing interview. As fascinating as tales of cocaine addiction and girl-on-girl action must have been, however, there's no way they could equate to the wide-ranging tales told by Lauer's most recent subject:

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Pamela Anderson's crotch.

As you can see here, Lauer got up close and personal with a region Kid Rock and others know all too well. Of course, most viewers were probably familiar with this most private of parts already.

After all, Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson made the first foray into the world of celebrity sex tapes, long before Keeley Hazell even thought about spreading her legs for the camera. It was a homemade porn more watched than any movie a nude Tonya Cooley has ever starred in.

Still, Lauer is a top-notch newsman. He probably got some exclusive sound bites from this body part. But as you can see, Anderson's large breasts were jealous of the time spent focusing on her lower half. They're practically popping out in hopes of getting a word in.

Show them some love, Matt. Lord knows hundreds of other guys have.

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MATT WHY CAN'T YOU SETTLE DOWN WITH YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN AND HAVE A REAL HOME AND SLOW DOWN SOME OF YOUR WORK FOR THE WIFE AND LITTLE CHILDREN NEED YOU SO BAD. WHY DID YOU MARRY HER IF YOU COULDN'T BE FAITHFUL. I HAD MY FIRST ONE TO PLAY GAMES AND MESS WITH MY HEAD BUT I SOON FOUND OUT HOW TO STOP THAT AND HE IS NOTHING BUT THE TOWN LOW CLASS MAN AND DO YOU NOT CARE ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE? ABOUT ALL WOMEN I WOULD THINK ARE NOT MUCH DIFFERENT AFTER YOU THINK IT IS A GREENER PASTURE ON THE OTHER SIDE AND I HEARD YOU WAS A LADIES MAN. GET REAL SETTLE DOWN DON'T PUT YOUR FAMILY THRU THIS FOR IT WILL BE FOR A LIFE TIME. THINK ABOUT IT . ADRIAN

Pamela Anderson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Comox, British Columbia, Canada
Full Name
Pamela Denise Anderson

Pamela Anderson Quotes

I think she is a bitch and whore.

Pamela Anderson [on Jessica Simpson]

I just know I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid to be found. I'm afraid not to be found.

Pamela Anderson
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