Lindsay Lohan hasn't always been in rehab.
In fact, she was in nothing but trouble over Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.
That's when this red-haired wonder crashed her Mercedes into a curb early in the morning.
In a shocking development, reports are now coming in that Lohan was drunker than Britney Spears on a typical Tuesday night.
According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology results conclude that Lohan had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her bloodstream when she smashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.
In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk, meaning Lindsay should follow the lead of Paris Hilton into a state-run prison in the near future.
Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.
Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, said: "It's highly inappropriate for me to discuss a pending case."
But it's not for us, as dedicated celebrity news reporters: Throw the book at Lindsay Lohan today.