Jenna Jameson, perhaps you could talk some sense into Katie Price.
The world famous porn star has suffered from complications after a vaginoplasty left her private area in pain. But that hasn't stopped the model known as "Jordan" from wanting to reduce the size of her bearded clam.
"I wouldn't be doing it because I want to be smaller, because [husband Peter Andre] likes me the way I am," Price said. "But, and women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards."
And we thought Paris Hilton's pussy had problems! Just listen to what else Price had to say on the topic:
"Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn't trickle down my leg."
We appreciate that image, Katie. It actually makes us wanna look at Brooke Hogan in chaps.
Finally, Price concluded this stomach-turning interview by explaining that she isn't after anything too special. She doesn't need a top of the line private parts enhancement, like the one Heidi Montag paid for.
"It's not really a designer vagina I'm considering, but I'll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they're down there!"
Sorry for all that detail, fellas. But hurry up and take a look at Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth involved in some hot girl-on-girl action. It should make you feel better.