What, Jessica Simpson worry?
So what if John Mayer dumped her?
Who cares if recent album sales have tanked?
Why think twice if ex-husband Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are closer than ever?
When you can wear a t-shirt that's made for a six-year old and stick those giant boobs in everyone's face, life is good. Fame will continue.
After all, as Lucy Pinder can attest to, all you need is an impressive set of knockers to stay in the spotlight.
Either those, or random letters of advice to celebrities you don't know.