Jessica Simpson, Giant Boobs, Shrug Off Break-Up

What, Jessica Simpson worry?

So what if John Mayer dumped her?

Who cares if recent album sales have tanked?

Why think twice if ex-husband Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are closer than ever?

When you can wear a t-shirt that's made for a six-year old and stick those giant boobs in everyone's face, life is good. Fame will continue.

Look at My Giant Boobs

After all, as Lucy Pinder can attest to, all you need is an impressive set of knockers to stay in the spotlight.

Either those, or random letters of advice to celebrities you don't know.



5 Comments

  1. sunshine Says:

    she actually looks good there --- for the first time in months

  2. sam Says:

    dude i want to fuck jessica simpson so hard her tits are so nice yum

  3. roger Says:

    If she need a man tell her to come to vermont . I have a christmas party janurary 12th. I will make her feel a beauiful woman and treat her with respect. Address is po box 678 chester. vt 05143
    see ya!

  4. jinn Says:

    why do you where a braw

  5. scott mccammack Says:

    she is a fine woman, too bad she's wearing a shirt!!!


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