Ah, Heidi Montag.
The bubbly blonde co-star of The Hills sure has got a lot going on. To list off a few of her hobbies...
- Getting massive amounts of plastic surgery
- Trying to butt into every scene with Lauren Conrad on The Hills
- Plotting how to squeeze every last dollar out of a staged engagement
- Sweet, passionate, five-hour lovemaking sessions with Spencer Pratt (we thought we'd go the for full-on gross-out effect there)
- Being compared to Jesus
- Saying "like" every other word
- Going to Les Deux and other clubs
But most of all, what Heidi Montag enjoys is mysteriously appearing in hot bikini pics taken by Pacific Coast News. That organization just happens to come out, a few times a month, with many photos of H-Mont doing what she does best.
That being frolicking on the beach, with or without Spencer Pratt, showing off her new boob and nose job, angling for publicity and stardom in every possible way.