Hallelujah! Paris Hilton Sent Back to Jail!

by at . Comments

It's the best news since we heard that a nude Amanda Beard would be posing in Playboy:

Paris Hilton is going back to jail.

Judge Michael Sauer made a perfectly logical point, saying "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

And with that, he sentenced the illegal driver to return to prison in order to serve out the remainder of her time there. Looks like Nicole Richie can go back to being scared again now. She may be next!

TMZ states that Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

Moreover, one witness described the scene as Paris being "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy. And it's safe to assume this isn't the sort of physical escorting that Hilton is used to, courtesy of Stavros Niarchos and many, many others.

Hilton's awful mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." We're sure she can grab a drink with Dina Lohan at the World's Worst Parenting bar and feel better, though.

Tags:
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip

Ryan-gosling-and-justin-timberlake

9 Celebrity Friendships That Go Way, Way Back

These 9 celebrity friendships started when the subjects were very young. Toggle through the old school photos now.
Paris-hilton-music-video-come-alive

Paris Hilton "Come Alive" Music Video: Released, Utterly Ridiculous!

Paris Hilton has released the music video for "Come Alive." You must watch this.
Paris-hilton-come-alive

7 Celebrities Who Mistakenly Think They Can Sing

These seven stars can't really sing. But that hasn't stopped them from trying.
Paris-hilton-come-alive

Paris Hilton Releases New Track: Listen, Cringe Now!

Paris Hilton has come out with a new single. We really, really, really wish this weren't true.

Avatar

LOL!! Omg you are hilarious! I love it!! Welcome to the REAL "simple life" Paris!!