Britney Spears: The Wannabe Bride of Beverly Hills

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She covered herself up a little, this time, y'all, which we're guessing is what one does when one's planning am always-classy, quickie wedding in Las Vegas!

Just kidding. Well, she did do it once before (remember Jason Alexander), so would you really doubt it? We wouldn't. But in truth, this kind of outfit is just what Britney Spears wears shopping. Which is funny in and of itself.

She Calls the Shots

Yeah. And we thought Heidi Montag got photographed a lot.


She's got nothing on Britney Spears, who was spotted yesterday in Beverly Hills in the ensemble at left, one that looks suitable for a summer bride. A trashy, insane bride. One with bleach blonde hair extensions and a fugly gold purse.

Forget about the fact that the purse looks ridiclous. It's the same one in the recent Britney Spears crotch shot pic! How about mixin' it up, Brit!?

Just a short time later, the fickle former bride of Kevin Federline slipped out of that and into another white dress, one also suitable for exchanging vows. Guys, this is a woman ready to get hitched and crank out more kids. Get your resumes ready!

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For the love of GAWD, lose the handbag Britney. You've been carrying it around for one month now, and it's ugly. I would rather you carry a frickin' Brighton bag.