Britney Spears Looking For Pair of Backup Dancers

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Britney Spears is at it again, ladies and gentlemen!

Only this time, she hasn't forgotten to put on pants, engaged in any titillating nipple slip madness, carried Sean Preston on her lap while driving, gone tanning, gone shopping, stormed out on a photo shoot, had a meltdown and shaved her head, checked into rehab, checked out of rehab, attacked paparazzi in a fit of rage with an umbrella, or checked into rehab again.

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Nor has Britney Spears married any backup dancers (or high school friends), or had sexual intercourse with a "producer" wheelbarrow style.

Or had weird topless photos taken with a flower ... or appeared in YouTube videos babbling incoherently, or fired Larry Rudolph or hung out with Alli Sims or cut off ties with mom Lynne.

No, she's just looking for a few good men - and we're not talking about a DVD copy of A Few Good Men, the Tom Cruise-Jack Nicholson classic.

Britney Spears is attempting to "perform" again, and we're not talking about her bedroom tricks with J.R. Rotem. This time, her "stage" will be the Greek Theatre in L.A. - and Britney wants men ... to back her ass up! Get your applications ready!

The insane lip-syncher had an email sent to dancers last week, announcing her concert at the Greek Theatre on June 30 for a one-night show - with two openings for male dancers.

Maybe she'll even perform for more than her 11 minute average. On stage, that is. We all know the "show" goes on longer beyond closed doors for a few dozen lucky men.

Paging Columbus Short!

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