Britney Spears Considers Strange Lindsay Lohan Joke as an Album Title, May Need Psychiatric Help

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We frequently write that Britney Spears has lost her mind.

Up until now, we were kind of kidding. But we're starting to believe that this is more than mere celebrity gossip thrown out there in an attempt at humor.

The crotch shot queen is asking her fans to help name her upcoming album -and one of her suggestions is a joke about Lindsay Lohan.

A joke that no one gets and doesn't seem even slightly amusing.

A post on her official Web site reads, "Britney Spears is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album."

The first of five possible titles is about the rehabbing Lindsay Lohan:

"Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like."

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[The sound you hear is Britney Spears' career officially going down the toilet]

The troubled and strange pop princess, who recently left rehab herself, says other possible titles are: "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity" and "Dignity."

Is "Down boy" a shot at a horny John Sundahl? We will never know.

Members of Britney Spears' fan club, which apparently exists (you learn something every day in this business), can vote on her official site by clicking on the screen.

In addition, the vote-for-title item carries with it this declarative, defiant headline: "You'll Never See it My Way, Because You're Not Me."

You're right, Brit. We will never see it your way. This is because we are lucid.

Our staff hasn't a clue why Britney feels compelled to make a joke at Lindsay Lohan's expense - the irony of the insane pot calling the drugged-up kettle black, perhaps?

All we can do is pray that the L.A. County Department of Social Services acts now and rescues Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline before it's too late.

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