On that note, it's time for some completely unrelated celebrity gossip. It isn't even gossip, really, just a good, old-fashioned comparison of some ridiculous, back dat ass up booty!
These two gals have some junk in the trunk. No doubt about that. But who's got the best booty in all of Hollywood? Is it Jayden James' MILF, Britney Spears, seen carrying the sleepy, mysterious little tyke on the left?
Or is it the venerable Kim Kardashian, a young woman with a rear end that may require its own ZIP code and definitely defies comprehension?
It is hard to say. But these two have more than big butts in common.
Not that this is in any way relevant to this post. Anyway. You tell us, Hollywood Gossip readers. Which posterior is superior?