Txt Msg Photo Finish: Lauren Conrad vs. Paris Hilton

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Aside from berating one another on their MySpace pages, there are few things that celebrities of the 21st Century enjoy more than text messaging.

Kevin Federline repeatedly hit on Lindsay Lohan via text, and it was also Isaac Cohen's method of choice in dumping Britney Spears. Classy.

What we wouldn't give to get ahold of some celebs' phones and see what nonsense they're sending each other. Here, we see a few celebrity text message all-stars...

At left, the grotesque, jail-bound Paris Hilton, who never leaves home without her Blackberry (or the Bible now apparently). The whore-able heiress goes through boyfriends (Stavros Niarchos et al) and gal pals so quickly, she needs the latest state-of-the-art technology to keep everything straight.

At right, we have the lovely Lauren Conrad, a self-proclaimed "e-mail addict" seen here killing time at LAX early this month. We're guessing she's got a couple of funny texts in there from Audrina Patridge, while the info of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag has soooo been deleted like, three months ago.

Who's your favorite celebrity texter? Let us know.

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Lauren..... Paris Hilton is gross. The whole free paris crap that is going on, come on now!! She did the crime, its crap that the law is not making her pay her time!!!

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Lauren!

Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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