Nice purse, dumbass! Maybe he thinks he needs to get used to carrying a diaper bag? He needn't bother since I doubt Bridget is penciling him in for any weekends with their child.

Yeh...the hat's the only thing wrong with THIS picture!

Leave it to Bostonites to raise more of an uproar over a rival ballcap-wearing episode than the fact that this loser cares more for a much-used model over his own flesh-n-blood child.

Yippee! Now I have my very own KEN doll to dress up like a gay-bo!! He'll fit in with all my model friends now.

And Gisele was overheard begging, "Please, Please, PLEASE keep ignoring Bridget and your unborn baby for me Tommy!"