Tom Brady can handle a cover-two defense. He can even handle an all-out blitz from the weak side.
But the prospect of dealing with his very own Jayden James or Shiloh Nouvel? That's frightening.
"It's going to be a challenge," the father-to-be says in the June/July issue of Details. "I guess that late at night, I'm not so much scared as thinking of it as a huge unknown."
Brady is expecting his first child this summer with actress Bridget Moynahan â€" with whom he split in December after three years together.
"I want to prepare for it the way I do everything else in my life," he says in the interview. "I make lists. I make plans. But being a father is different. I think that people go into it and find out, holy s---, I have no control."
Sort of like anyone who tries to get Lindsay Lohan to stop boozing.
Brady â€" named one of People's 50 Most Beautiful in 2002 â€" is now dating Gisele Bundchen. So he ain't doing too badly for himself.
"I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?" he says.
Yes and no, Tom. Spencer Pratt is attracted to someone desperate for attention and in possession of fake boobs. So it's hard to generalize.