The Paris Hilton MySpace Appeal
If Paris Hilton were looking for time off from her jail sentence for proper spelling, well, that would be really odd.
But it would also be counterproductive considering a recent posting on her MySpace account.
In her most recent entry, the soon-to-be prison member pleaded with fans to sign an online petition started by her friend Joshua Capone. Well, actually, Paris asked that you "help and sihn" it, which we assume means to affix your signature to the document. But you never know.
But why should you do so? Why assist someone whose sole contribution to the universe is a sex tape and an endless feud with Lindsay Lohan? Because, according to Hilton herself, she "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world."
She must be referring to the hope that you, too, can get famous for getting nude on video. Jennifer Toof and Olivia Mojica have certainly learned from this example.
So, will Paris get her jail sentence reduced? Don't count on it. Word has it that the best she can do is 39 days in the clink. Fortunately, she may have seemingly nice guy Ty Pennington to keep her company.
May 8th, 2007 9:26 AM
Good post....but you need to check your own spelling/grammar. When you used who's, you should've used whose. :)
May 12th, 2007 2:30 AM
it is so stupied sending paris hilton to jail, most people get just fine after fine. she dose not deserve this, it is un called for. im on your side.
May 12th, 2007 3:09 AM
Great article.
Please save Paris from going to jail! :)
http://www.themodernman.com/
May 13th, 2007 12:57 PM
PLEASE SEND HER TO JAIL!!!
May 16th, 2007 4:28 PM
All I have to say is that if there is no room for her in jail they should make it..!! cuz I know people that even if jails didnt have space for them they will make them sleep in the floor on a mattres but they wouldnt give them the chance of going home in a few hours. So who the hell they think she is, a princes or something (I dont think so) I bet u that if the people that are placing good comments for her not to go to jail were in her position she wouldnt even waste her time placing a comment for ya so she should be punished for what she did she is a person just like every one else so f that b**** Paris should go to Jail
May 16th, 2007 4:30 PM
Another thing Im not here to check your spelling Im here to leave a comment so if you dont like my spelling to bad deal with it
May 18th, 2007 6:27 AM
hi all
she dosen't desreve this
PARIS HILTON can't go to the jail cz she is PARIS HILTON
May 30th, 2007 7:21 PM
who cares if she's famous, PARIS HILTON IS NOT ABOVE THE LAW
June 4th, 2007 10:49 AM
I don't think that Paris should go to jail. There are alot of people who only get fines, probation,community service etc.What she did was wrong but I think jail is way to harsh of a sentence.
June 7th, 2007 5:02 AM
she deserves everything she gets the fucken slut. If she lived in the real world, shed be smashed by now
June 8th, 2007 12:13 AM
Wake up before it's too late. If you were in another country you would have been put away long before this. Quit the crying and quit hiding behind your inherited money and name. Your no spring chicken so grow up. I'd be ashamed having a daughter like you, but your a product of your upbringing. Your parents should be ashamed of themselves for what you have become. I have a daughter who is beautiful, smart and contributes to society. I hate to burst your bubble but you are really homely looking. You remind be of a lizard, tiny close set eyes and a weird long nose. Give up the posing for the cameras it's old stuff, grow up and get a REAL LIFE.
June 8th, 2007 7:56 PM
I hope after all is said and done, that she will never drink and drive again. I along with my two young children were in an accident with a very drunk driver and thanks to god survived. Alot of people are not so lucky. Maybe next time she drinks she can get a cab or limo.
October 25th, 2007 7:25 AM
I think she should serve time for what she did. because you know what, if she wasn't rich, and was just a simple plain girl from the sticks and she was still drinking and driving she would have gotten a hella lot more than what she did cause of who she is. also, not only could she have killed her self, but she could have killed an innocent life on the road. My Sister died from a stupid drunk driver hitting her at a red light. when it should have been the driver who hit her. he should have died. and paris should die too or get life in prison where the inmates there could make her a b!tch. what she is.
October 25th, 2007 7:36 AM
My Name is Kaylee. from CA. My brother- and Mother was killed 2 years ago from a person who was drinking and driving and hit the car Me, My Mom, and My Brother was in. the car rolled 4 times and then went down a hill and slammed into a few tree's. I walked out alive. but because of something so stupid and heartless My Brother 12 years old, and My Mother 35 years old, Died. two life's were taken from Me. and because of who the drunk driver was ( RICH ) he got away with it, he got a slap on the hand with 5 months probation and 2 years parole. WOW. So you know all of you people who says paris don't deserve what she got she does, she didn't kill any one or her self no. but she could have, and what's sad is she will keep doing it. she will keep doing it until she dies. even if the bitch kills some one else, she will get away with and she will be happy. because ALL paris hilton cares about is her self. her fame and Furtune and you know what.. lol she is the Ugly. she looks like a freaking skelton. with out her Daddy's or mommy's money. she wouldn't be nothing. but noo because of it, she gets away with what she has done wrong. shame on you people. shame on the freaking world filled with IDIOTS LIKE HER and the Idiot Shaun Hanks of SF-CA who killed my family.
October 25th, 2007 9:26 AM
This is old rehashed "news"...Bloggers are idiots..