The Hollywood Gossip Pop Quiz: Jessica Simpson or a Wax Statue?

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When posed together, it's easy to tell the difference between Jenna Jameson and her half-nude wax look-alike.

Similarly, it's obvious that this Kylie Minogue picture is one of a fake version of the singer.

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But looks can sometimes be deceiving. For example, take a look at Jessica Simpson below. Or, wait, is this a wax figurine of the large-breasted singer?

The giant boobs are certainly in place... along with everything else. Nothing is close to moving. Thanks to serious expression and smooth skin, it really is hard to tell if this is actually Jessica or just a statue.

But to remove all suspense, it's a photo of the actual former Mrs. Nick Lachey. It may not be as scary as old pics of Victoria Beckham - but we'll probably lose some sleep over it tonight at least.

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it makes her look like a man

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Sorry, but I always have thought that her personal style is just plain.... TACKY! Fashion-backward, I'd say.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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