Frolicking in the surf.
Play-fighting. Making out.
Showing off her new boob job from every possible angle.
Clearly, in case you didn't know by now, Heidi Montag loves attention - and will go to great lengths to get it along with her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.
A new batch of Heidi Montag pics have surfaced, and in them, she and Pratt act like they're having a great time on the beach - completely unbeknownst to anyone else, of course.
In reality, though, The Hills' most nauseating couple might as well have been standing there mugging for the damn camera.
Hell, Spencer Pratt probably paid some dude to show up and take these clearly-staged shots. Friggin' loser.
Would you put it past a guy who appeared in a Kevin Federline video?
We wouldn't. All we have to say is that we're glad some reality TV stars, such as Heidi's ex-BFF Lauren Conrad, don't resort to such annoying means to thrust themselves into the spotlight.
For more on the complete waste of oxygen that is Spencer Pratt, and to see more of his girlfriend's expensive new body, follow this link for more Heidi Montag bikini photos ...