We're talking about this in the business sense.
This isn't a story about Tom Brady removing sexy lingerie from the smoking hot body of his leggy, curvy Brazilian girlfriend.
Although we're starting to wish it were.
Anyway, Gisele Bundchen no longer wears Victoria's Secret, according to the New York Post. At least not professionally. The supermodel is giving up her wings (so to speak) as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it won't up her salary.
Gisele currently makes a paltry $5M annually - or the same amount that the Kim Kardashian sex tape settlement netted a certain slutty socialite.
It's no joke, though. The supermodel's sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off.Â
"Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic," said a source. "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won't have to deal with any craziness."
Five younger, hotter girls than Gisele Bundchen? We're not sure we believe it - but where do we sign up? Just promise Toastee Toof is not one of them.
Reps for Gisele Bundchen didn't return e-mails. A rep for Victoria's Secret declined comment. Tom's pregnant ex, Bridget Moynahan, likely doesn't give a crap.
If Gisele were pregnant too, though? Then $h!t would hit the fan.