Possibly the Freakiest Britney Spears Picture Yet

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Well, probably not. But it's top ten material, without question. If you've seen any Britney Spears photos of late, this one certainly won't come as a huge shock to you, and requires little introduction from our staff members.

Nevertheless, we are required to post it for you, because how often do you see a cute, 25-year-old girl - who was once the sex symbol of your generation - looking like a triple-chinned, camouflaged, pissed-off hunchback truck driver? 

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Not too often. This picture of Britney Spears was taken as she hit up a hot tanning salon in Beverly Hills. One can only wonder if the horrified expression on Britney's face is a result of her catching a glimpse of herself in a mirror.

Come on, Brit. Those topless pictures were random and weird, but nice enough. This is enough to drive a celebrity gossip site into a cycle of abject misery.

Jayden James would be filing the paperwork for legal emancipation from his mother if he could see this picture. Brit really does make K-Fed look stable by comparison.

At least her wig looks securely fastened. It's a start!

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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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