Possibly the Freakiest Britney Spears Picture Yet

Well, probably not. But it's top ten material, without question. If you've seen any Britney Spears photos of late, this one certainly won't come as a huge shock to you, and requires little introduction from our staff members.

Nevertheless, we are required to post it for you, because how often do you see a cute, 25-year-old girl - who was once the sex symbol of your generation - looking like a triple-chinned, camouflaged, pissed-off hunchback truck driver? 

Not too often. This picture of Britney Spears was taken as she hit up a hot tanning salon in Beverly Hills. One can only wonder if the horrified expression on Britney's face is a result of her catching a glimpse of herself in a mirror.

Come on, Brit. Those topless pictures were random and weird, but nice enough. This is enough to drive a celebrity gossip site into a cycle of abject misery.

Jayden James would be filing the paperwork for legal emancipation from his mother if he could see this picture. Brit really does make K-Fed look stable by comparison.

At least her wig looks securely fastened. It's a start!