Paris Hilton Doesn't Wanna go to Jail

Paris Hilton's pussy isn't the only animal fearing for its life.

The law-breaking heiress may be putting on a tough exterior in the face of impending jail time, but friends say she actually is not looking forward to life behind bars.

"Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her," a source says. "She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening."

At least her pal Nicole Richie can empathize with the lack of eating part.

Hilton, as any celebrity gossip follower knows by now, was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating probation by driving with a suspended license; a police rep recently said she will serve at least 23 days of that sentence.

It's not such a Simple Life after all, is it, Paris?!?

Hilton had said in a statement shortly after her sentencing:

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation," and that seems to be the case, as she dropped her appeal less than two weeks later.

But sources say Paris is more afraid than she's letting on. She's acting phonier than a staged photo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

"She's been having such a tough time with it all despite her going out with friends and going shopping," the source says. "She just does that to keep her mind off things and to try and stay as normal as possible right now."

Because multi, multi-millionaires hotel heiresses are so normal to begin with. That's like saying Asia Nitollano isn't controversial.

Hilton has until June 5 to turn herself in to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif. A police spokesperson confirms that Hilton will be placed in "special needs housing," a section of the jail reserved for high-profile prisoners.

It's the sort of location many Simon Monjack critics believe Brittany Murphy's new husband belongs in.

Meanwhile, aside from Hilton's family, few are supporting this promiscuous wench.

"As for her friends, that's been another spot of stress for Paris," a source says. "She really can't take how most people around her have scattered and distanced themselves."

Kim Kardashian would seem to be a prime example of this. But her and Hilton ended their friendship long before the latter was sentenced to hard time.