May 2007 Archives

You don't see Nicole Richie wearing cut-off shirts, do you?

And you don't wonder why Mary-Kate Olsen dresses like a hobo, right?

Say what you want about these shrinking celebrities - and we typically do - but at least they know not to flaunt what they don't have; i.e. a visible body.

When it comes to celebrity fashion, Richie, Olsen and most other famous anorexics cover up their gaunt figures as best they can. Apparently, Rose McGowan didn't get this memo.

We know she's dating Robert Rodriguez now, so the actress doesn't need to impress men with her looks at the moment - but why wear a dress that specifically bares the curves you don't have? We're sorry, Rose, but exposed ribs are far from sexy.

This isn't the first time McGown has shown too much, either. She wore nothing at all on the cover of Rolling Stone a few months ago.

But at least we had Rosario Dawson nude along her side to distract us in that case.

In the photo above, we're left with nothing but McGowan and her permanently sucked in gut. It almost makes us wanna look at disgusting, posed pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt instead.

Almost.

Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe? Hooking up in the bathroom of a club?

Just when you thought the world of celebrity gossip couldn't get any nuttier, here's another rumor about a new couple; or, at least, one lonely woman's hope for a new couple.

At an exclusive party on a private yacht in Cannes, Jessica Simpson reportedly "spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy," a source tells Page Six. "He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her."

Really? Freaked out by a red-headed brunette who often sports blonde hair and occasionally walks around with her giant boobs hitting people in the face? What's wrong with you, Leo?

While we certainly can feel for DiCaprio for having to deal with this nonsense, it's hard to muster too much sympathy for someone who has seen Bar Refaeli nude many times.

As for Jessica, this must have been one of those nights when she was broken up with John Mayer. But they're probably back together today. Here's a question, though, readers:

Did you ever think Ashlee Simpson would end up as the saner sister? Neither did we.

Yesterday, we featured T.R. Knight in a photo finish against the lovely Rachel McAdams, as they both have been sporting pink locks of late.

Today, in yet another edition of our photo finish feature, Knight goes up against Rachel McAdams‘ significant other, the hunky Ryan Gosling.

Why so many pictures of the Greys Anatomy star? Because he's been in the news a lot lately, with the whole controversy and his being on a hit show and all.

And because we came across this photo comparison on a fellow celebrity gossip site, JustJared.com. We thank them for their fine work!

So you tell us, who wears a dog around their neck better?

It's a tough call. This hot Ryan Gosling photo is a few years old, whereas Knight only recently posed for the cover of The Advocate.

The now-openly-gay star emerged from Isaiah Washington's gay-bashing a bigger person. With a cute black lab pup, which was a gift from co-star Katherine Heigl! T.R. gets our vote.

Forget Terra Jole, the midget "mini-Britney" debuting in Vegas tomorrow. Britney Spears has bigger things to worry about right now.

Like her sagging career. And the rumor that she and Ryan Phillippe hooked up in a bathroom at L.A. hot spot Les Deux last week.

A source told the National Enquirer that shortly after Ryan stopped by the table of Britney Spears, "Britney had her arms around him."

The former Mrs. Kevin Federline is said to have then followed the former Mr. Reese Witherspoon's estranged husband to the men's room.

Her worried bodyguards are said to have later "busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing."

Their reps, of course insist they never even spoke at the club.Interestingly, Phillippe was the recently the subject of similar rumors involving himself and another lip-synching blonde, Ashlee Simpson.

Les Deux, in addition to being a favorite Spencer Pratt hangout (as noted on The Hills), was also the scene of an awkward run-in recently between Lindsay Lohan and Sara Kova.

Sara Kova is the model whom Lohan's beau, Calum Best, recently got his mack on with at a Bahamas nightclub. Kova tried to be friendly, but Lohan cut the chat short when someone snapped their picture.

"I didn't even know he was going out with Lindsay Lohan when he grabbed me," Kova told the New York Daily News. "I have nothing but sympathy for Lindsay."

Same here. We hear Georgia Rule is f*%king terrible.

Rosie O'Donnell should let the door hit her on the way out. And we hope it hurts.

The outspoken, pompous commentator first riled out celebrity gossip-loving feathers when she got into a tiff months ago with the adorable Kelly Ripa. Since then, Rosie has mocked Asians and blamed America for the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Earlier this week, meanwhile, O'Donnell reportedly acted like a kindergarten child after an argument on The View.

After a heated discussed with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie allegedly trashed her dressing room in anger. Moreover, her chief writer, Janette Barber, was escorted from ABC studios after she was caught drawing moustaches on photos of Elisabeth hanging around the building.

To paraphrase Meredith Grey: Seriously? Seriously, Rosie?!?

Indeed, ABC confirmed that "photographs at 'The View's" offices were defaced," though it adds that the world's most offensive lesbian wasn't around when it happened.

As for the dressing room meltdown, ABC denies it. But O'Donnell continues to be cryptic about whether she's coming back next week, with her latest blog posting saying, "There is a point u must step away from the canvas as the work is done."

There's also a point where YOU need to spell like a grown-up, Rosie. That said, we agree that it's time for you to go. You'd made the canvas at The View uglier than Seth Rogen.

Katie Holmes is reportedly fuming over a young porn star who changed her name to Katee Holmes and plans on losing her virginity on film.

We can only wonder, then, how Britney Spears feels about a vertically-challenged (to the max) Las Vegas performer signed by legendary promoter and impresario Jeff Beacher to "Beacher's Madhouse," his wild variety show.

Terra Jole, a 26-year-old midget who calls herself "Mini Britney," has officially joined this motley Las Vegas crew and become a hot ticket in Sin City.

Personally, we'd prefer to watch a female orgasm contest hosted by the pride of Nevada, Miss Katie Rees. But to each their own, we say.

While Jole's muse, the big Britney Spears, has been a bit underemployed lately (we refuse to acknowledge these 10-minute lip-synching "shows"), Jole's star is rising by the day.

The little person, who was in a Mini-Kiss band, landed a one-year contract in the mid-six figures to portray big Brit on stage. Beacher's show opens Memorial Day at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

No word on whether a mini-Jayden James and Sean Preston will be brought to the show and shielded from photographers.

While we don't fault anyone for trying to capitalize on an opportunity to make some cash, wouldn't Angelina Jolie have been a better muse?

Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to start work on a new album, which she calls "urban pop."

The Hollywood Gossip is getting ready to work on a slew of new insults to lay upon the Firecrotch queen once the awful album is released.

"We'll start in probably June or July and take four months," Lohan said, speaking either about the CD or the amount of time her and Calum Best plan to pose and preen for the paparazzi

Lindsay, whose last album was 2005's A Little More Personal (Raw), is working on the disc with Maverick Records CEO Guy Oseary.

We're gonna go on a limb and say that the first effort by Blake Lewis will sell a gazillion more copies.

In the meantime, Lohan has been out promoting her movie, Georgia Rule and keeping company with Best â€" not to mention recently topping Maxim magazine's Hot 100 list, to the consternation of those wondering if the publication has ever heard of Eva Longoria or Jessica Biel. Or, heck, even Jennifer Toof.

"It's really flattering," she says of the Maxim title, "but it does get kind of awkward."

Maybe that's because Lindsay knows even Shar Jackson is probably more worthy.

After months of playing the field since his split from Cameron Diaz, is Justin Timberlake ready to "go steady" with Jessica Biel?

Or is this just another illusion... the kind Criss Angel would perform? Sorry, that may have been the worst attempt at cleverness ever.

Timberlake and Jessica Biel, who were first linked at a Golden Globe after-party in January, recently spent several days together in the U.K., where Timberlake was touring.

They holed up in Manchester's five-star Lowry Hotel and took in a soccer match. No word on whether Biel complained about not getting A-list roles because she's too hot.

And now "Justin's in love," a source supposedly tight with the ex of Britney Spears and "FutureSex/LoveSounds" singer tells People in its new issue.

Knowing Justin Timberlake's feelings toward celebrity gossip, that friend is probably not going to be one for long.

"She's the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He's ready to be serious," says the pal of Justin Timberlake.

Over the last few months, Timberlake, 26, and Biel, 25, have also been spotted snowboarding with pals at the Sundance Film Festival, and Biel recently attended a barbeque at Timberlake's L.A. home.Biel, you may recall, was recently linked to Derek Jeter.

Prior to that, Justin was supposedly with Scarlett Johansson. Not shabby. Though we wonder if he could ever convince her to sit topless in the sink.

If Jack Black has taught us anything, it's that being frozen on a movie poster doesn't have to stop a man from ogling a fine piece of ...

Anyway. The lovely Katherine Heigl, who plays Izzie Stevens on ABC's hit series Grey's Anatomy, is making headlines these days for being knocked up... on film, that is.

Here, Katherine attends the premiere of Knocked Up, in which she stars as Alison Scott, a young woman who unexpectedly finds a bun in the oven after a one-night stand.

The man who impregnates her is Seth Rogen, the goofy star immortalized on the movie poster. Situated directly behind Heigl, he's got the best seat in the house ...

While he might not be actively thinking about having children (like Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault), Rogen is clearly thinking what we're all thinking. Heigl is hot. Josh Kelley (her real-life fiance) is one lucky fella.

It was only a matter of time.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose engagement has been public for all of 18 hours or so, were amazingly spotted frolicking in a swimming pool and acting all cute for the cameras.

Funny how these Heidi and Spencer pics seem to just pop up whenever the slimy wannabe star feels like he wants to be in the news. Her fake boobs are something else, don't get us wrong - but the onslaught of staged photos makes us nauseous.

We're sure you know the feeling. So take a minute to enjoy, and be disgusted by this latest "spontaneous" photo shoot featuring the stars of MTV's smash, The Hills.

No word on whether Lauren Conrad has texted Heidi her congratulations yet. But if she happens to come to our celebrity gossip site and see these pics, she'll probably be too sick to her stomach to pick up her beloved Blackberry.