Only in Vegas: Meet Terra Jole, a.k.a. Mini-Britney Spears

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Katie Holmes is reportedly fuming over a young porn star who changed her name to Katee Holmes and plans on losing her virginity on film.

We can only wonder, then, how Britney Spears feels about a vertically-challenged (to the max) Las Vegas performer signed by legendary promoter and impresario Jeff Beacher to "Beacher's Madhouse," his wild variety show.

Hot, Caged Animal

Terra Jole, a 26-year-old midget who calls herself "Mini Britney," has officially joined this motley Las Vegas crew and become a hot ticket in Sin City.

Personally, we'd prefer to watch a female orgasm contest hosted by the pride of Nevada, Miss Katie Rees. But to each their own, we say.

While Jole's muse, the big Britney Spears, has been a bit underemployed lately (we refuse to acknowledge these 10-minute lip-synching "shows"), Jole's star is rising by the day.

The little person, who was in a Mini-Kiss band, landed a one-year contract in the mid-six figures to portray big Brit on stage. Beacher's show opens Memorial Day at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

No word on whether a mini-Jayden James and Sean Preston will be brought to the show and shielded from photographers.

While we don't fault anyone for trying to capitalize on an opportunity to make some cash, wouldn't Angelina Jolie have been a better muse?

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She is well hot, would love to strip her naked and work my tongue into her tight little arsehole

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I used to work with Tara a few years ago in San Antonio, Texas, (THD) and she has lots of personality. I can truly say, I remember when---!!!!! I'm so proud of her, she's come a long way!

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I used to worked with Tara a few years ago in San Antonio, Texas, (THD) and she has lots of personality. I can truly say, I remember when---!!!!! I'm so proud of her, she's come a long way!

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She's amazing. She has more talent in her little finger that the person that wrote that last comment. Have you even seen her perform?? She sing's live and can dance. The real britney can't do both. If the world was far Tara would be a star in her own right but because of closed minded people like you she has to find an alternative route, which she definitely has. Don't be a hater!!!

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This girl is a gross pathetic example of what NOT to be. She is starving for fame, can;t sing to save her very LARGE rear, and needs to crawl back under the rock she came out of. Ew. Troll..