Olsen Twins Look Almost Normal, Moderately Hot
We can't believe we wrote that, either.
Usually, when we mention the Olsen Twins, it's to point out that they are frickin' loaded, looking possessed, dressing for Halloween in January, or freaking the hell out of former Full House star Bob Saget.
But in these pictures, they look kind of hot. Or at least normal.
Last night, at the Costume Gala, Mary-Kate Olsen (right) looked like a wet blackbird dipped in tar, but compared to some of her past outfits, we can dig it. Plus, the goth thing kinda does it for us (and Marilyn Manson).Â
Ashley Olsen, meanwhile, looks downright almost fine. Well for her. There is the whole side-boob action, but mostly what we like about this pic is that she doesn't look too Satanic and ghostly. Well, that's not entirely true.
Look, the point is that it's a step in the right direction for these two. Ashley was escorted by Christian Louboutin to the event. Hope he has a lot of money. No word on whether Max Snow escorted Mary-Kate.
May 8th, 2007 12:54 PM
paul thought you would find this story from NYPOST.COM interesting:
FROM HOT WATER TO HOLIER WATER
By CINDY ADAMS
NEW trend. Guy's in trouble? He dumps his profession. He dives into the ministry. Hot water must be the new baptismal. Forgetting Father Jim McGreevey, a real thrill for the church since it already has enough problems with gay priests, comes now Father Michael Lohan. Parent of Lindsay. Newly released previously jailed daddy of the year, he is working as a minister in West Babylon, L.I. So, like, Michael, I asked, how does a bad boy spring from the can to the confessional?
"I took a correspondence course while I was away and am now credentialed to be a minister. I'm not licensed or what you call officially ordained, but I am certified.
"Will I stay where I am right now, or am I going to go further into ministry or what, I can't quite say. It depends on where things are going. But I want to give back. I want to rescue young people. I want to help them. I want to show them the way. I'm a drug, alcohol and rehab counselor. It's called Teen Challenges. And working here side by side with me is Stephen Baldwin."
Oy, does this pair have firsthand knowledge. The Rev. Michael, looking to rescue young people from demons, has daughter Lindsay. The Rev. Stephen, looking to help mankind out of whichever crisis it's in, is brother to Alec.
Brethren and Sistren, let us pray. Who knows who might be America's next Man of the Cloth . . . could even be Our Father Which Art in Headlines Joey Buttafuocco.
SALMA Hayek, running hot with mov ies, impending motherhood and one of France's wealthiest fiancés: "I'm 5-foot-2. This was always a difficult image. As a child, I felt deformed. In my dreams I was tall, blond, blue-eyed. It's hard being Mexican. A Mexican is not your real ideal in the U.S.A." . . . "Grey Gardens" ' Christine Ebersole: "I did one show in the South with hilarious material and no reaction from the audience. Nothing. Later a cowboy in a 10-gallon hat said, "Y'all were so funny, it was all we could do to keep from laughin'."
. . . Trudie Styler prepping a lavish, elegant, big-price, coffee-table photo book to include designs, farming, spirituality, recipes and a soupçon of life with Sting . . . Someone trying to hire Sanjaya for a personal appearance was told the kid's "owned" by record man Simon Fuller, and the answer's no, he isn't available for PA's.
IN the '60s, singing, dancing, cutesying teenage MGM blonde Joey Heath erton starred with Perry Como, dated Burt Reynolds, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Richard Burton, did seven Broadway shows, had a $1.5 mil Vegas nightclub deal plus $250,000 just to sign a poster. Her marriage to Dallas Cowboys' Lance Rentzel ended lousy. Marijuana, drugs, he was arrested twice for indecent exposure, once for accosting a 10-year-old girl. Marilyn Monroe-ish Joey slid into anorexia, eviction, Quaaludes, damaging an apartment, beating a woman, stabbing a manager, IRS woes, lawsuits for being a deadbeat. In the '80s, I went to see her. She locked herself in a room. That's the last I personally ever dealt with her.
Comes now someone named Jimmy Wilde, who says, "I traveled everywhere with her, was her confidant, protector, first boyfriend and shared her very first sexual experience . . . we met at a Knights of Columbus Hall in Baldwin, L.I., and continued together until 1984." He says he also has "never-before-published naked photos of her." He says "Joey has a tremendous 'cult' following to this day," and his video of her has received "thousands of hits on YouTube in three weeks" and "hundreds of fans are dying to know what happened to her."
Anyway, this so-called R 'n' R singer's trying to hustle her biography. But where, what or how she is, even he no longer knows, although there's word she's up for a Hollywood Walk of Fame star.
August 12th, 2007 1:31 PM
"I am your nurse... and you are my hospital."
Raymond Stolp, 2003
See Ray's greatest live performance here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZB8HJo-lnM
January 8th, 2008 5:54 PM
omg! Who would have thought when they were little they were little angles but now there there there beyond on what i can say!