Those wishing to stare at Paris Hilton's pussy have three options:
- Look at photos of her and her cat.
- Purchase her sex tape.
- Ogle the new sculpture of Paris Hilton nude by an artist that really needs to find a new hobby.
We don't even wanna guess what's coming up next. Maybe a Rumer Willis mill of some sort.
Meanwhile, call us crazy, but faced with the prospect of looking at a bronzed, fake naked body of Paris Hilton, or photos of a nude Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy, we'd choose the latter every single time.