It's May 3. You know what that means:
New Britney Spears topless photos!
Yeah, we have no idea why Britney Spears decided to do this classic photo shoot, sporting her signature look (uber-sexy old man hat and wig), cupping her rather large boobs and holding flowers in front of her nipples.
The pictures appear to be little more than desperate cries for attention as Britney hungers for the spotlight, now that she's embarking on her comeback.
Then again, if her two weak, 15-minute lip-synched shows at the House of Blues are all we get out of this supposed "comeback," she may want to say in the dark.
Anyway, hope you enjoy the latest, sort-of-nude Britney Spears pictures, where the troubled pop star is smiling like she's on a huge cocktail of anti-depressants. Hottttt.