New Britney Spears Topless Pictures Surface

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It's May 3. You know what that means:

New Britney Spears topless photos!

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Yeah, we have no idea why Britney Spears decided to do this classic photo shoot, sporting her signature look (uber-sexy old man hat and wig), cupping her rather large boobs and holding flowers in front of her nipples.

But really, why does Britney Spears do anything (that includes procreation - best of luck to you, poor Sean Preston and Jayden James)?

The pictures appear to be little more than desperate cries for attention as Britney hungers for the spotlight, now that she's embarking on her comeback.

Then again, if her two weak, 15-minute lip-synched shows at the House of Blues are all we get out of this supposed "comeback," she may want to say in the dark.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the latest, sort-of-nude Britney Spears pictures, where the troubled pop star is smiling like she's on a huge cocktail of anti-depressants. Hottttt.

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what size are those tits

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OMG just go now HE HE HE :p

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If you want to make a good comeback then next time do the pics without the flowers.

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Britney,don't let these bitches who don't have half the ass half,the tits,half the looks you do get to you.Show them what you have pose nude in a playboy, love ya hugh

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i love to suck your toes

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britney i have a big dick and i love you

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You are so ugly Britney. >_

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britney go on leve your breasts ou and click pictures without top be topless let your breasts hang out!!!!!!!!!!!

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Great, the last thing we need is yet ANOTHER Parid Hilton running around, flailing her breasts to the shiny camera lense.

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With all the moronic things that she has done in the past few years to trash her career in spite of a bit of talent she clearly doesn't deserve... Good thing she knows that nude photos are the only way trailer park trash like herself can stay on top, or she would be yesterday's news. Aren't we due for some sex tapes?

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Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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