Forget Nuts Magazine for a minute.

While a half-naked Lucy Pinder may have posed for that publication in the past, she's making it obvious in this spread just which pages she hopes to appear in someday.

Are you reading, Hugh Hefner?

The British babe is making like the Playboy bunny below, an obvious attempt to follow in the footsteps of Holly Madison nude and numerous other lovely women that have donned their birthday suits for Hef's creation.

There's no question that Pinder is suitable for the magazine.

But we're curious: if Lucy and other English beauties, such as Gemma Atkinson, were to pose, would their pictures be placed on the left-hand side of the page?

And would tea or crumpets be served during the photo shoot?

Whatever the answers are, we just hope Pinder asking to be included in Playboy doesn't start too much of a British trend. No one wants to see Amy Winehouse nude.