Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have more than a few things in common.
To make a few, they both enjoy partying a lot, dominating celebrity gossip blogs, and sleeping with lots and lots and lots and lots of men.
But it looks like the Crotch of Fire won't be joining the whore-able heiress in the slammer after prosecutors determined Lohan will not face felony grand theft charges over allegations that she walked away with a woman's clothes. [Insert your own punchline]
The district attorney's office said it had insufficient evidence to file charges on May 9, spokeswoman Jane Robison said Thursday.
The case stems from allegations by a woman who alleged that Lohan stole a shirt and other clothing after visiting a woman's apartment while she was away for a few days.
According to the case-rejection notice, a housesitter invited her to the residence and told authorities that she had given Lindsay Lohan some clothing.
The alleged victim, however, provided investigators with photos showing a plaid shirt she claimed Lohan had taken. But a plaid shirt Lohan was wearing reportedly did not match the one in the photos.
THG NOTE: Someone's gotta tell these stars, such as Lindsay and Mary-Kate Olsen, that the whole lumberjack look is not "in" and never was.
"[Lindsay Lohan] can't be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission," Deputy District Attorney Greg Somes wrote.
Well, there you go. Funny as it would be for LL to get locked up, the plus side is that we won't have to talk about Spencer Pratt launching a "Free Lindsay" campaign.
Reps for the Mean Girls star did not immediately return calls. Meanwhile, LL has been spending more quality time with her new British beau, Calum Best.
After they were spotted (along with Lindsay's nipple) on a romantic jaunt to the Bahamas last weekend, the pair hit up the New York restaurant Dos Caminos Wednesday, giggling and being affectionate, sharing guacamole and drinking Diet Coke.
Knowing Lindsay, it was probably spiked with Captain.
Tuesday night, Lohan and her Best man hit the hotspot Stereo to watch her ex, Jamie Burke (now linked to Sienna Miller) perform with his band Bloody Social. After the performance, the three of them hung out in the club.
Still, a Lohan source said the Bahamas trip that it wasn't necessarily the start of something serious with Calum Best.
"They were making out, but I wouldn't call it a relationship," says the pal. "More just hooking up."
Almost as shocking as Britney Spears clubbing after getting out of rehab. Guess you can't teach a 20-year-old dog new tricks.