The Hollywood Gossip is getting ready to work on a slew of new insults to lay upon the Firecrotch queen once the awful album is released.
"We'll start in probably June or July and take four months," Lohan said, speaking either about the CD or the amount of time her and Calum Best plan to pose and preen for the paparazzi
Lindsay, whose last album was 2005's A Little More Personal (Raw), is working on the disc with Maverick Records CEO Guy Oseary.
We're gonna go on a limb and say that the first effort by Blake Lewis will sell a gazillion more copies.
In the meantime, Lohan has been out promoting her movie, Georgia Rule and keeping company with Best â€" not to mention recently topping Maxim magazine's Hot 100 list, to the consternation of those wondering if the publication has ever heard of Eva Longoria or Jessica Biel. Or, heck, even Jennifer Toof.
"It's really flattering," she says of the Maxim title, "but it does get kind of awkward."
Maybe that's because Lindsay knows even Shar Jackson is probably more worthy.