Hey, we're not just randomly going off on Lindsay Lohan here. We're reporting the facts, as relayed to celebrity gossip rags through a friend of the drug-riddled actress.

The photos seen here are of Lohan actively snorting cocaine in the bathroom of a club. Once the power was ingested, the Firecrotch Queen reportedly announced: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f-ck Jude Law."

We wonder how Kim Hersov feels about that.

The friend, who spoke with Perez Hilton about Lindsay's partying ways, says the screwed up celeb has snorted 20 lines of cocaine in one night at certain points. She'll go on benders that last from 8pm to 11am.

The more white powder Lohan crams into her nose, this source states, the more attention she craves. And the fewer layers of clothing she wears.

"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out."

Does any of this really come as a shock? The insider goes on to account for Lohan's taste for men. Any and all men. The actress often brags about going to bed with James Blunt and Calum Best.

But, shockingly, there are more hunks Lindsay has spread her legs for. They reportedly include: Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. And, of course, we haven't even gotten to Harry Morton. Joe Francis. The pool boy at every hotel she stays at.

In the end, this Lohan friend claims that rehab was all a PR stunt. The actress does her best Tara Conner impression almost every night.

"Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help, but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own."

Makes us wonder if Britney Spears going to rehab has gotten her off being insane. Probably not.