Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Rehab

 Lindsay Lohan is headed back to rehab.

If she ever awakens from her alcohol-induced slumber, that is.

After a weekend of cocaine snorting, drunk driving and late-night partying, the Firecrotch queen is going back to Promises rehab center, TMZ reports.

Yesterday, her lawyer, Blair Berk, was seen driving Lohan to the facility that so successfully helped Britney Spears get her life back on track.. Sources tell the celebrity gossup this is "a serious medical treatment program," not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past.

We're sure that's the case. We're also sure that Howie Day - who is back in Promises for another go-around - will be all up on Lindsay the first chance he gets.

We just hope newly crowned Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, takes note of the dangers of celebrity life. Be careful, darling.