Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Rehab
 Lindsay Lohan is headed back to rehab.
If she ever awakens from her alcohol-induced slumber, that is.
After a weekend of cocaine snorting, drunk driving and late-night partying, the Firecrotch queen is going back to Promises rehab center, TMZ reports.
Yesterday, her lawyer, Blair Berk, was seen driving Lohan to the facility that so successfully helped Britney Spears get her life back on track.. Sources tell the celebrity gossup this is "a serious medical treatment program," not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past.
We're sure that's the case. We're also sure that Howie Day - who is back in Promises for another go-around - will be all up on Lindsay the first chance he gets.
We just hope newly crowned Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, takes note of the dangers of celebrity life. Be careful, darling.
June 24th, 2007 8:35 PM
I've neve meant anyone like you. Who ever the special women is, is in a great deal of love and happiness. He would be stupid to mess up with you. Becauese evey moment spent with you is full of happiness and love. So keep your head up high, and a beuitful smile on your face.
P.S.buy ^i^
September 27th, 2007 7:49 PM
hey wass up monkey
September 27th, 2007 7:54 PM
HEY IAM HERE DONT BE MAD AT ME
U LIEK HUNG UP ON ME WHAT THE HELL
September 27th, 2007 7:54 PM
sorrrrrrrrrrryy it took so long i was trying to look for it
September 27th, 2007 7:55 PM
no i didn't
September 27th, 2007 8:00 PM
HEY BABE IAM HERE SORRY
September 27th, 2007 8:01 PM
i am here girl sorry but i amjust frustrated
September 27th, 2007 8:02 PM
HEY
September 27th, 2007 8:02 PM
i am here girl
September 27th, 2007 8:03 PM
hey
September 27th, 2007 8:04 PM
i am sorry iam cranky ijust have a bad uti
September 27th, 2007 8:04 PM
HEY BABE CAINT WAIT UNTIL WE
CHILL OM FRIDAY
September 27th, 2007 8:05 PM
and it hurts
September 27th, 2007 8:06 PM
hey babe can't wait until we chill tomorrow either
September 27th, 2007 8:06 PM
I AM GLAD U HAD A GOOD DAY
September 27th, 2007 8:07 PM
I HAD A CRAPY DAY
September 27th, 2007 8:08 PM
I WAS IN PAIN ALL DAY
September 27th, 2007 8:08 PM
ARE U LIKE THERE
September 27th, 2007 8:10 PM
HELLO
September 27th, 2007 8:10 PM
WHERE ARE U
September 27th, 2007 8:11 PM
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE CHILL TOMORROW EITHER IT WILL BE SO MUCH
September 27th, 2007 8:12 PM
ARE U LIKE DOING UR TREATMENT
September 27th, 2007 8:13 PM
ARE U LIKE THERE GIRL
September 27th, 2007 8:14 PM
DENISE WHERE THE HECK ARE U
September 27th, 2007 8:15 PM
GUESS WHAT I SAW LIKE OUR 2 FAVORITE MOVIES TODAY ON TV, STEP UP AND YOU GOT SERVED AND I SAW ALMOST THE WHOLE 2 MOVIES