You've got a long way to go, Britney Spears.
You may ignore your kids, laugh in the face of rehab and continue to hit clubs almost every night, but Lindsay Lohan is a true party-goer.
Mere days after her arrest for DUI and possible cocaine possession, the disgusting actress went to a Memorial Day pool party on Sunday at Teddy's at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel, where DJ pal Samantha Ronson was spinning.
"She was in a great mood," says a witness, not mentioning whether or not Lindsay was more drugged out than Pete Doherty.
Later that morning, photo agency X17 snapped pictures of Lohan apparently asleep or passed out in the passenger seat of Ronson's car, several "30 Days" sobriety pendants hanging from the rearview mirror.
Those seem as appropriate as a "Virginal Territory" sign hanging over the bed of Holly Madison.
According to the New York Post, Lohan dropped her sunglasses and cigarettes on her way out of Teddy's, then collapsed when she bent to pick them up. A bouncer had to lift her into the car. It was the most action Lohan had seen since Calum Best felt up her large breasts the night before.
Meanwhile, Dina Lohan, feel free to contact The Hollywood Gossip at any time and let us know how this is another example of your daughter being misunderstood. We've blown up the attached photo to underscore that point.