Lily Allen Sex Acts Once Got Her Expelled

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Singer Lily Allen was once expelled from school for channeling her inner Antonella Barba.

Yes, she was suspended for being a mediocre singer.

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But seriously folks. What got the British singing sensation in trouble way back when was her penchant for performing sex acts at recess. Really.

In a recent interview, Lily Allen revealed that back in the day, she got kicked out of school for:

"Doing things that I shouldn't have been doing with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at that young age. Smoking cigarettes, drinking."

It's better than crashing one's car (*cough* Lindsay Lohan) when coked up and drunk. When pushed about what she was doing with boys, Allen laughed:

"I was giving blow jobs."

Move over, Kelis. You and your milkshake have company.

Sadly, when asked for more details, Lily Allen's lips - unlike back on the ol' playground - were uncharacteristically sealed.

"I don't want to go into it," she said. "It's not good."

Lily apparently meant it when she said she was more of a bad girl than pseudo-rival alt-Brit pop star Amy Winehouse.

Heck, Amy is an old married lady who can't stop singing the praises of Blake Fielder-Civil. She's practically over the hill!


What's done is done! Sexual curiosity seems pretty important, when your, 15-18 years old, Lily Allen was 15 when this happened, (she would later explain that it was 1 guy)Now at 23 years old, she feels comfortable, around people she knows,(she said this)before even considering a personal relationship.Of course people are going to talk about it, and make things up, but she's a completely different person now!


I love Lily! She's the freshest, most original female artist around these days! Whatever you do, don't suppress that girl!


Great! First she's already a one-hit wonder soon to be forgotten, now she's trying to save her career by bragging about what a slut she was in her younger days. Why support another pop music star who makes a complete pig of herself when we already have Madonna? Good luck, Lily. It's all you got left from here on.


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