Forget Paris Hilton's pussy for a second.
Let's focus on Kim Kardashian and her bush. Reggie, that is.
Sources tell Us Magazine that the sex tape star is dating the former Heisman Trophy winner and current NFL standout, Reggie Bush.
Reportedly, Kardashian and Bush were introduced last year by Paris Hilton when she was banging Bush's former USC teammate Matt Leinart. The pair began dating casually earlier this year after Kardashian's split from Nick Cannon in January, but only recently have they turned up the heat.
In fact, on May 10 - at L.A. nightclub Teddy's - Kardashian and the NFL star were putting on a show that would make Ray J jealous. According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night.
This spy said the twosome was getting along very well, which means that Reggie has probably joined the Kim Kardashian Nude Club. He's the 4,729th member.
Kim has many ties to USC, of course. Her late father, Robert Kardashian, managed the USC football team when another Heisman winner, O.J. Simpson, played there. He would later serve as that murderer's defense attorney.