Keira Knightley: I Would Love to Have Tits!

Yes. For once, that's a direct quote, and not our celebrity gossip staff writers trying to take any normal story and turn it into news about breasts.

Keira Knightley, who has long battled rumors of an eating disorder, says she wishes she could put on weight in the right places.

For starters, the Oscar-nominated actress, star of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, tells Britain's morning show GMTV, in an interview to air Monday:

"I would love to have tits!"

From what we've seen of her as a porn comic star, she appears to be doing fine. But anyway.

Her ideal body? "I would love to have Monica Bellucci's figure," Knightley says of the Italian model and Matrix movies actress.

"I'm never going to get it. I'm naturally who I am."

Good thing Rupert Friend seems to like that.

Also in the interview she firmly dismisses the idea of ever getting any sort of plastic surgery to enhance her figure.

"'It's far too frightening. I couldn't."

That means that Keira Knightley has no plans to alter her healthy diet and exercise regime in the hopes of packing on the pounds.

"Yes, I'd say that I do like to keep fit, only because I like to be able to run around and do things," she says.

"I think that it would be great in the media if we saw a wider range of women of all ages, of all shapes and sizes."

This isn't the first time Knightley has publicly discussed her breasts - though the last time out, she was complaining that they were too big.

Not Victoria Beckham style, but still.

Last summer, with the release of King Arthur, she voiced her criticism over having her bosom digitally enhanced for the look of the movie poster. "Those things certainly weren't mine," FOX News quoted her as saying.

"[The studio marketing people] said, 'We want to make them slightly larger, and you'll get approval [of the photos].' And I was, like, 'OK, fine. I honestly don't give a s--t.'"

Nice.